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October 22, 2011
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EECI 2011 Slides
Slides from my EECI 2011 talk. Shit Happens, Deal with it like an Engineer.
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October 22, 2011
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www.gregaker.net @gaker > whoami Greg Aker
www.gregaker.net @gaker > whoami > /usr/bin/what_does_greg_do.py Greg Aker
www.gregaker.net @gaker > whoami > /usr/bin/what_does_greg_do.py Greg Aker Web Developer
Senior Systems Administrator, EngineHosting CodeIgniter Committer Former ExpressionEngine Core Team Member Thrasher, Saxophone Player & Swell Guy
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www.gregaker.net @gaker Moral of the story
www.gregaker.net @gaker Moral of the story Shit happens, but you
can learn to deal with it like an engineer.
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activated when safe_mode is enabled or an open_basedir is set in /var/www/test.php on line 10
www.gregaker.net @gaker PHP Errors Warning: curl_setopt() [function.curl-setopt]: CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION cannot be
activated when safe_mode is enabled or an open_basedir is set in /var/www/test.php on line 10 This is an easy problem to solve!
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when safe_mode is enabled or an open_basedir is set in”
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code?
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PHP in templates.
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PHP in templates. /var/www/mydomain.com/system/expressionengine/third_party/pfunky_stuff/mod. pfunky_stuff.php 656
www.gregaker.net @gaker /var/www/mydomain.com/system/expressionengine/libraries/functions.php line 656 Typos in conditionals or bad
PHP in templates. /var/www/mydomain.com/system/expressionengine/third_party/pfunky_stuff/mod. pfunky_stuff.php 656 addon
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