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EECI 2011 Slides

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October 22, 2011
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EECI 2011 Slides

Slides from my EECI 2011 talk. Shit Happens, Deal with it like an Engineer.

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October 22, 2011
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    wants! •At times convincing them their ideas are bad. •HTML, CSS, Javascript, PHP, EE, CI etc. •Version Control •Systems administration •Accounts payable •Accounts Receivable •HR •Keeping up on the latest trends, etc

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  11. www.gregaker.net @gaker Moral of the story Shit happens, but you

    can learn to deal with it like an engineer.

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