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Bailey and the Woods of Whimsy

Bailey and the Woods of Whimsy

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October 18, 2021
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  7. Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.

  8. Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.

  9. Dialog Can you please bring these refills to table 15?

  10. Dialog They’ve been driving me crazy all night and I

  11. Dialog really need a break.

  12. Dialog <MAN> Where’s my refill wench!? Ha ha ha!

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  14. Dialog <BAILEY> Don’t worry,

  15. Dialog I got it.

  16. Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey,

  17. Dialog you’re my hero!

  18. Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?

  19. Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?

  20. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action

    Notes Hits table twice
  21. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action

    Notes Hits table twice
  22. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action

    Notes Hits table twice
  23. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action

    Notes Hits table twice
  24. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench?

  25. Action Notes They both laugh

  26. Dialog <BAILEY> Well,

  27. Dialog I’m afraid Lady Aubrey has asked me to bring

    you your libations in her stead.
  28. Dialog She’s gone to see the Green Knight you see.

  29. Dialog <MAN> The Green Knight?

  30. Dialog <BAILEY> Yes…

  31. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life

    or death battle this eve.
  32. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life

    or death battle this eve.
  33. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life

    or death battle this eve.
  34. Dialog Lady Aubrey wished to give him her handkerchief as

    a sign of her favor…
  35. Dialog perhaps for the last time…

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  38. Dialog <AUBREY> You have mustard on your shirt.

  39. Dialog <DESS> Ha ha again?

  40. Dialog <BAILEY> … but if you wish,

  41. Dialog I will call for her.

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  43. Dialog <MAN> No-

  44. Dialog no need, let them have all the time together

    they need.
  45. Dialog <BAILEY> Then please enjoy your meal!

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  47. Dialog (Whistling)

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  50. Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a

    hard time anymore.
  51. Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a

    hard time anymore.
  52. Dialog <AUBREY> Thank you!

  53. Dialog <DESS> It’s almost time for the death match,

  54. Dialog can you give me a hand with this?

  55. Dialog <AUBREY> Sure.

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  59. Dialog <BAILEY> Expect a good tip.

  60. Dialog <AUBREY> You’re a godsend, you know that?

  61. Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!

  62. Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!

  63. Dialog You're exaggerating!

  64. Dialog You're exaggerating!

  65. Dialog <AUBREY> No really!

  66. Dialog <AUBREY> No really!

  67. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!

  68. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!

  69. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!

  70. Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!

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  74. Action Notes Thunk noise

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  76. Dialog <DESS> Whoa, nice reflexes!

  77. Dialog <AUBREY> Are you ok?!

  78. Dialog <BAILEY> Y-yeah!

  79. Dialog I think… ?

  80. Dialog <BOSS> Hey, Dess!

  81. Dialog Stop knocking weapons onto the squires!

  82. Dialog It’s already hard enough to find a busser who’d

    wear pantaloons in this town
  83. Dialog without you maiming the one we got!

  84. Dialog <DESS> Sorry Boss!

  85. Dialog Haha!

  86. Dialog (Hmph)

  87. Dialog <BOSS> And you!

  88. Dialog Carl’s sick, I need you in the dish pit!

  89. Dialog ...

  90. Dialog Don’t eat the server meal.

  91. Dialog <BAILEY> Yeah, I’m on it.

  92. Dialog <DESS> Ever notice our boss looks like Nixon? Action

    Notes Talking off Screen
  93. Dialog <AUBREY> No. Action Notes Talking off Screen

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  95. Action Notes Bailey sighs

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  97. Dialog <BAILEY> Man,

  98. Dialog I need a raise.

  99. Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!

  100. Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!

  101. Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!

  102. Dialog <STRANGER> May I have a word?

  103. Dialog <BAILEY (V.O.)> Oh great,

  104. Dialog a cosplayer.

  105. Action Notes Bailey breaths out

  106. Dialog <BAILEY> Hello my lady!

  107. Dialog Unfortunately, this is a staff only area,

  108. Dialog are you perhaps looking for the manager?

  109. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!

  110. Dialog There’s no need for a manager,

  111. Dialog I’m quite content here!

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  113. Dialog <BAILEY> Uh… Ok?...

  114. Action Notes Awkward silence

  115. Dialog <BAILEY> Is there something you needed from me?

  116. Dialog <STRANGER> How shrewd of you!

  117. Dialog It’s a business proposition, actually.

  118. Dialog I have a need of someone with your unique

    skill set.
  119. Dialog It’s been so hard finding a good candidate for

    this quest
  120. Dialog you wouldn’t believe the trouble!

  121. Dialog But I simply must have you for the position!

  122. Dialog Of course, you’ll have to be bumped up to

    a knight!
  123. Dialog <BAILEY> If it’s LARPing, I’m not interested.

  124. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!

  125. Dialog ... I have no idea what that is.

  126. Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the

    one you have now.
  127. Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the

    one you have now.
  128. Dialog …

  129. Dialog <BAILEY> How’s the pay?

  130. Dialog <STRANGER> If you take this quest,

  131. Dialog you shall be showered in riches!

  132. Dialog <BAILEY> Ok?

  133. Dialog Like…

  134. Dialog 25 an hour?

  135. Dialog …

  136. Dialog <STRANGER> How’s 23 sound?

  137. Dialog <BAILEY> Honestly, way better than here,

  138. Dialog consider me interested!

  139. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!

  140. Dialog Splendid!

  141. Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,

  142. Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,

  143. Dialog and you are…?

  144. Dialog <STRANGER> I am known as the Oracle of Heroes!

  145. Dialog <BAILEY> …Do you, like,

  146. Dialog have a first name?

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  148. Action Notes Wind whooshing

  149. Action Notes Wind whooshing

  150. Action Notes Wind whooshing

  151. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!

  152. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!

  153. Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster

  154. Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster

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  159. Action Notes Rattling

  160. Action Notes Rattling

  161. Action Notes Rattling

  162. Action Notes Rattling

  163. Action Notes Clinking

  164. Action Notes Clinking

  165. Action Notes Clinking

  166. Action Notes Clinking

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  168. Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-

  169. Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-

  170. Dialog <BAILEY> Aubrey!

  171. Action Notes Wind whooshing gets louder

  172. Action Notes Tray clatters to ground

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  175. Action Notes Wind whooshing dies down

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  178. Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey!!

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  180. Dialog <BOSS> What’s the racket?!

  181. Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey got pulled into some sort of void!!

  182. Dialog <BOSS> Great, now we’re short staffed!

  183. Action Notes Nature sounds

  184. Action Notes Nature sounds

  185. Action Notes Nature sounds

  186. Action Notes Nature sounds

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  191. Dialog <PLUM> Oh!

  192. Dialog You’re awake!

  193. Dialog Welcome to the Woods of Whimsy!

  194. Dialog My name is Plum Sugardrop,

  195. Dialog intern to the queen of the fairies!

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  197. Dialog <BAILEY> Boss wasn’t kidding about the server meal…

  198. Dialog I’m going back to sleep.

  199. Dialog <PLUM> Wait, wait!

  200. Dialog Brave hero, I need your help!

  201. Dialog <BAILEY> No, I’m not doing this,

  202. Dialog I want a different dream.

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  204. Dialog <PLUM> This isn’t a dream!

  205. Dialog <PLUM> This isn’t a dream!

  206. Dialog You are a knight from another world,

  207. Dialog You are a knight from another world,

  208. Dialog Oh!

  209. Dialog one who will restore the Fairy Gems of the

    Hinterlands!
  210. Dialog one who will restore the Fairy Gems of the

    Hinterlands!
  211. Dialog one who will restore the Fairy Gems of the

    Hinterlands!
  212. Dialog The Oracle of Heroes herself handpicked you for this

    task!
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  214. Dialog <BAILEY> Wait… That sounds familiar…

  215. Dialog <BAILEY> Wait… That sounds familiar…

  216. Dialog <PLUM> It should!

  217. Dialog <PLUM> It should!

  218. Dialog The Oracle is very famous for

  219. Dialog connecting heroes to any kind of quest you may

    have!
  220. Dialog connecting heroes to any kind of quest you may

    have!
  221. Dialog "Always guaranteed to succeed!”

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  224. Action Notes SMACK!

  225. Dialog EEK!

  226. Dialog Why did you do that?!

  227. Dialog <BAILEY> W-who and what are you?!

  228. Dialog <BAILEY> W-who and what are you?!

  229. Dialog <BAILEY> W-who and what are you?!

  230. Dialog <BAILEY> W-who and what are you?!

  231. Dialog <BAILEY> W-who and what are you?!

  232. Dialog Where is this?! What’s going on?!

  233. Dialog Where is this?! What’s going on?!

  234. Dialog <PLUM> Gosh, guess you weren’t listening.

  235. Dialog I’m Plum Sugardrop the fairy,

  236. Dialog this is the Woods of Whimsy,

  237. Dialog and you’re the Hero.

  238. Dialog and you’re the Hero.

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  240. Dialog <BAILEY> I’m not a hero!

  241. Dialog I’m a busser at a theme restaurant!

  242. Dialog <PLUM> Don’t worry,

  243. Dialog the Oracle assured me you have all the qualifications

    of a hero!
  244. Dialog the Oracle assured me you have all the qualifications

    of a hero!
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  246. Dialog <BAILEY> You know that nutzo cosplayer?!

  247. Dialog <PLUM> Oh that reminds me!

  248. Dialog She left a note for you!

  249. Dialog She left a note for you!

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  252. Dialog <ORACLE OF HEROES (V.O.)> Bailey dear, Good luck on

    the quest! Oh hohoh!
  253. Dialog P.S. If you need any guidance visit my office

    at the Mountain of Prophecy Monday through Friday 9-5
  254. Dialog <PLUM> I’m really looking forward to our partnership, Hero!

  255. Dialog <BAILEY> No way!

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  257. Dialog <PLUM> What?!

  258. Dialog <PLUM> What?!

  259. Dialog Why?!

  260. Dialog <BAILEY> I thought she ran a ren fair or

    something,
  261. Dialog I never signed up for all…

  262. Dialog I never signed up for all…

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  264. Dialog this!

  265. Dialog <PLUM> B-but the Fairy Gems!

  266. Dialog <BAILEY> I don’t care!

  267. Dialog I’m going home!

  268. Dialog <PLUM> How?

  269. Dialog You’re in a different world now!

  270. Dialog You’re in a different world now!

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  273. Dialog <BAILEY> …She has an office!

  274. Dialog I’ll just go there and complain,

  275. Dialog and if she refuses to send me home,

  276. Dialog I’ll kick her--

  277. Dialog <ROGUE> --Hate to interrupt,

  278. Dialog <ROGUE> --Hate to interrupt,

  279. Dialog but it seems you’ve gone

  280. Dialog and wandered into the domain of the chivalrous thief,

  281. Dialog the dashing rogue, Rogue.

  282. Dialog the dashing rogue, Rogue.

  283. Dialog How un-fortuitous of you.

  284. Dialog Hahahaha!

  285. Dialog Now, hand--

  286. Dialog Wha-!

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  301. Dialog Now hand over all your gold and no one

    gets hurt.
  302. Dialog Now hand over all your gold and no one

    gets hurt.
  303. Dialog <BAILEY (V.O)> He’s just going to act like that

    didn’t happen?
  304. Dialog <PLUM> Sorry Mr. Brigand, but I’m an unpaid intern.

  305. Dialog Would you like some acorns instead?

  306. Dialog Would you like some acorns instead?

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  308. Dialog <ROGUE> Then how about you?

  309. Dialog <ROGUE> Then how about you?

  310. Dialog <BAILEY> Sorry guy,

  311. Dialog I left my wallet back in the other dimension.

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  314. Action Notes Woosh!

  315. Dialog <ROGUE> Are you trying to provoke me?

  316. Dialog <BAILEY> I’m not! I’m not!

  317. Dialog I don’t have any money!

  318. Dialog <ROGUE> …You’re serious?

  319. Dialog <BAILEY> I don’t even have pockets!

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  322. Action Notes Clink of coins in sack

  323. Dialog <ROGUE> …Here you are, then.

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  325. Dialog <BAILEY> Uh-?

  326. Dialog Thanks, I guess?

  327. Dialog <PLUM> That’s very generous of you, Mr. Ruffian.

  328. Dialog <PLUM> That’s very generous of you, Mr. Ruffian.

  329. Dialog <ROGUE> Didn’t I say before?

  330. Dialog I’m a chivalrous thief.

  331. Dialog I steal from the rich and give it to

    the poor.
  332. Dialog <BAILEY> Like Robin Hood?

  333. Dialog <BAILEY> Like Robin Hood?

  334. Dialog <ROGUE> No-- I’ve never heard of him;

  335. Dialog <ROGUE> No-- I’ve never heard of him;

  336. Dialog <ROGUE> No-- I’ve never heard of him;

  337. Dialog this is my own original concept.

  338. Dialog <BAILEY> Sure…

  339. Dialog anyways,

  340. Dialog I guess you’re not so bad.

  341. Dialog Thanks, dude!

  342. Dialog <ROGUE> Don’t mention it!

  343. Dialog Fare well!

  344. Dialog Fare well!

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  347. Action Notes Hmmm

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  351. Dialog <Rogue> Halt!

  352. Dialog You have wandered into the domain of the chivalrous

    thief--
  353. Dialog <BAILEY> What, is that your catch phrase?!

  354. Dialog <ROGUE> I’m still workshopping it…

  355. Dialog Anyways,

  356. Dialog Hand over all your gold and no one gets

    hurt.
  357. Dialog <BAILEY> We went over this already,

  358. Dialog I don’t have any money.

  359. Dialog <ROGUE> Hmph,

  360. Dialog what’s that, then?

  361. Dialog <BAILEY> Huh?!

  362. Dialog You just gave this to me.

  363. Dialog <ROGUE> I told you not to mention it!

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  365. Dialog <BAILEY> …Did you want it back?

  366. Dialog <ROGUE> Very well, if you will not part with

    your riches willingly,
  367. Dialog I’ll have to take them!

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  375. Dialog <BAILEY> What’s wrong with you?! I just offered to

    give it back!
  376. Dialog <ROGUE> Oh,

  377. Dialog are you scared to fight little knight?

  378. Dialog are you scared to fight little knight?

  379. Dialog are you scared to fight little knight?

  380. Dialog You disgrace that crest you bear!

  381. Dialog You disgrace that crest you bear!

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  392. Dialog <BAILEY> It’s not a crest,

  393. Dialog it’s a turkey leg!

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  401. Dialog <ROGUE> You’re skilled,

  402. Dialog but you won’t get away!

  403. Dialog but you won’t get away!

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  407. Action Notes Magical sparkly sound

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  410. Dialog <ROGUE> It can’t be…

  411. Dialog The Branch of Verar’s Blessing!

  412. Dialog <BAILEY> I’m sorry,

  413. Dialog the what now?

  414. Dialog <PLUM> The Branch of Verar’s Blessing!

  415. Dialog It's a sacred relic!

  416. Dialog One that only a chosen warrior with a pure

    heart can wield,
  417. Dialog One that only a chosen warrior with a pure

    heart can wield,
  418. Dialog said to banish all evil from this world!

  419. Dialog said to banish all evil from this world!

  420. Dialog said to banish all evil from this world!

  421. Dialog said to banish all evil from this world!

  422. Dialog said to banish all evil from this world!

  423. Dialog <BAILEY> …It’s a stick!

  424. Dialog <PLUM> A MAGIC stick!

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  426. Dialog <ROGUE> My dear knight,

  427. Dialog <ROGUE> My dear knight,

  428. Dialog <ROGUE> My dear knight,

  429. Dialog I must apologize for my actions…

  430. Dialog I must apologize for my actions…

  431. Dialog You see,

  432. Dialog I wasn’t always the chivalrous thief you’ve grown to

    admire...
  433. Dialog I wasn’t always the chivalrous thief you’ve grown to

    admire...
  434. Dialog <BAILEY> I don’t admire you!

  435. Dialog <ROGUE> I was once a prince,

  436. Dialog beloved by all!

  437. Dialog <PLUM> Oh gee,

  438. Dialog guess we’re getting this guy’s backstory…

  439. Dialog <ROGUE> Noble Prince Rogue, as I was known!

  440. Dialog But it t’was foretold in the stars that my

    fate was to be sent on a sacred journey to seek the wielder of the Branch of Verar’s Blessing,
  441. Dialog the surest way to save my kingdom from a

    curse most foul! I’ve traveled for four long-
  442. Dialog <PLUM> Wait, this is just a normal magical branch.

  443. Dialog <BAILEY> Normal?

  444. Dialog <ROGUE> Oh…

  445. Dialog in that case, I guess I’ll go back to

    robbing you.
  446. Dialog <BAILEY> Wait!

  447. Dialog It might not be the Branch of Ferari’s--

  448. Dialog It might not be the Branch of Ferari’s--

  449. Dialog <PLUM> --Verar’s--

  450. Dialog <BAILEY> --Whatever!

  451. Dialog Anyways it’s a great stick,

  452. Dialog it could be twice as good!

  453. Dialog <ROGUE> Far be it from me to question the

    stars…
  454. Dialog but I suppose I could give it a shot.

  455. Dialog <BAILEY> Great!

  456. Dialog Then take it and leave me alone!

  457. Dialog <ROGUE> I daren’t not!

  458. Dialog …I mean, I can’t wield a magical branch...

  459. Dialog But you can, it seems.

  460. Dialog But you can, it seems.

  461. Dialog You must join me on my quest!

  462. Dialog <BAILEY> You just tried to kill me!

  463. Dialog <ROGUE> I love a good redemption arc,

  464. Dialog don’t you?

  465. Dialog <PLUM> Wait a minute!

  466. Dialog Bailey is already booked!

  467. Dialog Bailey is already booked!

  468. Dialog Get your own hero, this one’s mine!

  469. Dialog Get your own hero, this one’s mine!

  470. Dialog <BAILEY> I’m nobody’s hero!

  471. Dialog Some crazy lady tornadoed me here!

  472. Dialog Some crazy lady tornadoed me here!

  473. Dialog My only quest is to go to

  474. Dialog the Mountain of Somethin'-or-Other

  475. Dialog and leave!

  476. Dialog and leave!

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  479. Dialog <ROGUE> My kingdom is on the way!

  480. Dialog We can just make a quick stop!

  481. Dialog <PLUM> And we’ll probably find some Fairy Gems along

    the way!
  482. Dialog Just a little questing as we go won’t hurt,

    will it?
  483. Dialog <BAILEY> I’m not listening to you.

  484. Dialog <ROGUE> Come on, do it for your party members!

  485. Dialog <BAILEY> We are not a party.

  486. Dialog <PLUM> Yeah, you’re not in our party!

  487. Dialog <BAILEY> There is no party!

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