The Blank Sheet Of Paper Test
Writing SEO-Ready Copy That Doesn’t Suck
Ian Lurie
@ianlurie
Slide 2
Slide 2 text
I am an SEO
nerd
writer
gamer
cyclist
Slide 3
Slide 3 text
Copywriting is
not about SEO.
“
”
Slide 4
Slide 4 text
Copywriting is
not about SEO.
“
”
Slide 5
Slide 5 text
You can do SEO without
trashing your writing.
Slide 6
Slide 6 text
But you still have to do it
Slide 7
Slide 7 text
Where the algorithm’s going
Slide 8
Slide 8 text
Expertise
Authority
Trustworthiness
Slide 9
Slide 9 text
SEOs
“EAT!”
Slide 10
Slide 10 text
If E-A-T is news, you are s-c-r-e-w-e-d
Slide 11
Slide 11 text
BERT
Slide 12
Slide 12 text
Say “optimize for stop words”
and she (?) shows up at your door
Slide 13
Slide 13 text
No-click SERP features
Slide 14
Slide 14 text
BERT binary representation of words
vectors entity recognition syntax
sentiment schema tokenization
stemming lemmatization latent
semantic indexing TFIDF POS tagging
bag of words reverse indexing Zipf’s
Law Levenshtein distance blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Slide 15
Slide 15 text
Let’s get practical, shall we?
Slide 16
Slide 16 text
Search engines deliver chunks of
content based on searcher requests.
Slide 17
Slide 17 text
They decide what to deliver by
comparing searcher intent to content.*
*Some search scientist is going to punch me in the face for this description, but it works for our purposes, OK?
Slide 18
Slide 18 text
They set context using words,
language, and structure.*
*Some search scientist is going to punch me in the face for this description, but it works for our purposes, OK?
Slide 19
Slide 19 text
We need to make their job easy.
Slide 20
Slide 20 text
The Blank Sheet Of Paper Test
Slide 21
Slide 21 text
The Blank Sheet
Of Paper Test
Slide 22
Slide 22 text
The Blank Sheet
Of Paper Test
Slide 23
Slide 23 text
BSOPT
Pronounced “BEEE-SAH-P-T”
Slide 24
Slide 24 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
Slide 25
Slide 25 text
Clarity above all else
Slide 26
Slide 26 text
The Problem Is Context
Slide 27
Slide 27 text
“Happy office people”
Slide 28
Slide 28 text
“Creepy somewhat racially-balanced
company of attractive people ready
to cook you with fava beans.”
Slide 29
Slide 29 text
The Wall Comes Tumbling Down
Slide 30
Slide 30 text
No content
Slide 31
Slide 31 text
No content
Slide 32
Slide 32 text
Clarity out of context > Gold
Slide 33
Slide 33 text
Lack of clarity = Cringe
Slide 34
Slide 34 text
“Supreme Court Tries Sodomy”
Slide 35
Slide 35 text
“Supreme Court Tries Sodomy Case”
Slide 36
Slide 36 text
If you write to pass the blank sheet of
paper test, you write optimized copy
Slide 37
Slide 37 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
What does this
stranger want???
Slide 38
Slide 38 text
Blank Sheet Of Paper Test Rule #1
Know what the stranger wants.
Look at searcher intent.
Slide 39
Slide 39 text
Capybara has
two meanings
Photo by Dušan Smetana
Slide 40
Slide 40 text
We’re not sure what strangers
want when they search for
capybara food
Slide 41
Slide 41 text
We know what they want
when they search for
capybara nutrition
Slide 42
Slide 42 text
Capybara food includes squash,
lettuce, popsicles and french fries.
For best nutrition, give them more
lettuce and fewer popsicles.
Slide 43
Slide 43 text
Capybara food includes squash,
lettuce, popsicles and french fries.
For best nutrition, give them more
lettuce and fewer popsicles.
BSOPT: You’re writing about
what Capybara eat.
Slide 44
Slide 44 text
People searching for “capybara” want
information. Fill their blank sheet of
paper with knowledge content.
Slide 45
Slide 45 text
People searching for “capybara
coat” want a product. Fill their
blank sheet of paper with horrible
twisted awful products that only
mean people would buy.
Slide 46
Slide 46 text
Transactional
Informational
Hybrid intent
Slide 47
Slide 47 text
Create a recipe page
Transactional
Informational
Slide 48
Slide 48 text
Fill the blank sheet of
paper with answers to
their questions
Slide 49
Slide 49 text
Moz
Slide 50
Slide 50 text
Quora
Slide 51
Slide 51 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
What should I write?
Slide 52
Slide 52 text
Blank Sheet Of Paper Test Rule #2
F—k the funnel
Get to the point
Slide 53
Slide 53 text
You sell capybara food…
Slide 54
Slide 54 text
The traditional approach
Capybara mating habits
Capybara swimming
Cute capybara
Capybara food
I hugged a capybara. You should, too
Capybara with hats
Feral capybara
Capybara singers
Slide 55
Slide 55 text
BSOPT
Slide 56
Slide 56 text
No content
Slide 57
Slide 57 text
Fill the blank sheet of paper with
content that you know the reader
will want.
Slide 58
Slide 58 text
Fill the blank sheet of paper with content
directly related to your offering that
you know the reader will want.
Slide 59
Slide 59 text
Capybara food
Capybara
Capybara health
Nutrition
Cute capybara
Write about this
Then this
If you run out of ideas
No
Never
Slide 60
Slide 60 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
What is the stranger’s
vocabulary?
Slide 61
Slide 61 text
Blank Sheet Of Paper Test Rule #3
Speak their language.
Use the keywords.
Slide 62
Slide 62 text
Don’t avoid the keyphrase*
*sorry Haggar love you guys
Slide 63
Slide 63 text
Not sure? Look
at Google Trends
Slide 64
Slide 64 text
Check search features
People are confused!
Slide 65
Slide 65 text
Check out our denim pants!!!!
Slide 66
Slide 66 text
Check out our denim pants!!!!
BSOPT: You sell pants made of
denim. Not jeans, sweatpants
or anything else.
Slide 67
Slide 67 text
Use their word
These pants are more than jeans.
They’re denim. Check it out.
Now use yours
Slide 68
Slide 68 text
Use their word
We offer digital workflow made
better by process automation
Now use yours
Slide 69
Slide 69 text
Use their phrase
Capybara are the world’s
largest rodent. 140 pounds. I
wouldn’t joke about this.
Now use yours
Slide 70
Slide 70 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
How can I make this
content make sense?
Slide 71
Slide 71 text
Blank Sheet Of Paper Test Rule #4
Control context.
Structure your content for clarity.
Slide 72
Slide 72 text
Put keywords where they matter
Slide 73
Slide 73 text
Yeah, it’s still a thing
Slide 74
Slide 74 text
Title/headline/first paragraph etc. etc.
Slide 75
Slide 75 text
Get to the point
Slide 76
Slide 76 text
Yay!!!!
Slide 77
Slide 77 text
But first, The History
Of Bicycle Tires
Slide 78
Slide 78 text
And the anatomy
of a bicycle tire
Slide 79
Slide 79 text
Now, finally,
how to install
Slide 80
Slide 80 text
BSOPT: I’m going to read
about the history of bicycle
tires. Eventually. Maybe.
Slide 81
Slide 81 text
Bet they could be #1…
Slide 82
Slide 82 text
Better. This section, near the
top of the page, passes the
BSOPT with flying colors.
Slide 83
Slide 83 text
Lookitthat
Slide 84
Slide 84 text
(Cat on keyboard)
Slide 85
Slide 85 text
No answer box
But #1 organic
Slide 86
Slide 86 text
We must ask ourselves, “Why?”
Slide 87
Slide 87 text
Where are the
stretches?!!!!
Way the heck down here
Slide 88
Slide 88 text
No indication of a list
Slide 89
Slide 89 text
Heading same size
as/smaller than copy
Slide 90
Slide 90 text
I think maybe I’m going to see
this thing call sun salutation.
Not sure why.
Slide 91
Slide 91 text
i think that’s
supposed to be a
list of useful
information
wow. Total BSOPT fail.
Slide 92
Slide 92 text
Use headings and numbering
Slide 93
Slide 93 text
Numbered
subheading
Slide 94
Slide 94 text
I’m going to see a list of stretches. This
stretch is “calf stretch into wall”
Slide 95
Slide 95 text
That’s what I’m
talkin’ about.
I know exactly
what I’m going to
get. Perfect.
Slide 96
Slide 96 text
Not a coincidence
Slide 97
Slide 97 text
Will this content, shown on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
How do I make sure I
get on the blank
sheet of paper?
Slide 98
Slide 98 text
Blank Sheet Of Paper Rule #5
Do the plumbing
Slide 99
Slide 99 text
Behold…
Slide 100
Slide 100 text
Title tag, but you
already knew that
Title tag
Slide 101
Slide 101 text
Title tag
Slide 102
Slide 102 text
ALT attribute
Slide 103
Slide 103 text
Ah HAH
Slide 104
Slide 104 text
Editing the ALT
attribute in Wordpress
Slide 105
Slide 105 text
The SERPS are your first
blank sheet of paper
Slide 106
Slide 106 text
Make sure your result
passes the BSOPT
Slide 107
Slide 107 text
Description tag:
Optimize for clickthru
by passing the BSOPT
Slide 108
Slide 108 text
Test using PPC
Slide 109
Slide 109 text
Random: URL permanence
Slide 110
Slide 110 text
capybarakingdom.com/annual-report/
/annual-report/2017
/annual-report/2018
Never change the current URL
Slide 111
Slide 111 text
capybarakingdom.com/annual-report/
/annual-report/2017
/annual-report/2018
In 2019, the 2019 report lives here
Slide 112
Slide 112 text
capybarakingdom.com/annual-report/
/annual-report/2018
/annual-report/2019
/annual-report/2017
And the 2019
report lives here
In 2020, the 2020 report lives here
Slide 113
Slide 113 text
Random: Link if it makes sense
Slide 114
Slide 114 text
Onsite
Offsite
Slide 115
Slide 115 text
In Conclusion…
Slide 116
Slide 116 text
Always more.
schema
Slide 117
Slide 117 text
BSOPT
Pronounced “BEEE-SAH-P-T”
Slide 118
Slide 118 text
Will this text, written on a
blank sheet of paper, make
sense to a stranger?
Slide 119
Slide 119 text
Apply this everywhere, and
you’re writing optimized copy.