Kill All Humans!
WORK AND FUN TOGETHER
Bite my shiny, metal ass!
I’m so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead!
Shut up %username%, I know it!
RUBY CHAT BOTS
CHAT BOTS
• Get customised notifications and news
• Integrate with other services
• Create custom tools
• Build single- and multiplayer games
• Do virtually anything else
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LITA CHAT BOT
• Build with Ruby
• Automate tasks
• Many chat services
• info - List information about EB applications
• status - Show status of EB applications
• deploy - Deploy EB application
• switch - Switch EB application (CNAME)
• logs - Get logs from app environment
• rake - Run rake task on EB application
• release - Make application release
COMMANDS LIST
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• Auth groups
• You can see, what they do
• Simplicity
• Now you like deploy process
PROFIT
DON’T PLAY THIS GAME!
DISCLAIMER
• not ready for vulgar jokes
• you feel loathing
• do not accept references to
the Nazis and genitals
• didn't like Ruby Meditation
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YOU AWAKE IN THE STRANGE SMALL ROOM FULL OF
THIRD REICH SYMBOLS. LAST THING YOU REMEMBER:
5 GREEN MEXICANS ON MEDITATION AFTERPARTY.
YOU NEED TO ESCAPE AND MAKE IT FAST. THIRST
AND THE DESIRE TO PEE UNCONTROLLABLY. YOU
HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTES TO OPEN DOOR. GOOD LUCK.
PREHISTORY
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HTTPS://TELEGRAM.ME/
JESTERSTEXTQUESTBOT
GAME LINK
For Telegram web users:
write /start
Tested only on iPhone. Sorry
https://github.com/
Jesterovskiy/quest-bot