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PEOPLE ARE WEIRD, I’M WEIRD

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@thesambarnes thesambarnes.com

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RUBY iOS QA DESIGN and MORE venntro.com/careers WE’RE HIRING

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SAM Y U NO DO TALK YET? SHORT MAN

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HIRING THE RIGHT PEOPLE

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1. BULLSHITTING CANDIDATES 2. HIRING DOUCHEBAGS HIRING MISTAKES

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1. WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT WORKING HERE 2. WHAT’S BAD ABOUT WORKING HERE I TELL CANDIDATES

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WHY!? PEOPLE LOVE CANDOUR NO COMPANY IS PERFECT PEOPLE EXPECT BULLSHIT

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1. THAT VALUE HONESTY 2. WHO ARE WISE I WANT TO ATTRACT PEOPLE TO MY TEAM

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10 Work somewhere for a while, annoyed 20 Get frustrated at a few things 30 Hear others whinging about all the things 40 Try to change all the things 50 PRINT “CV” 60 Leave and work where things appear to be fixed 70 Honeymoon period and all the things are fixed 80 Start to notice some things 90 Things that were ok at last place are broken here 100 GOTO 10

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BULLSHIT IS POINTLESS FOR CANDIDATES, CLIENTS, TEAMS & BOSSES IN THE LONG RUN

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You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other. Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting “

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The honesty. It started at my interview and never stopped. I’m really grateful that my boss is always honest with me. I think it rubs off on the whole team and means that there’s a great environment of mutual respect. Josh Hill “

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NEVER HIRE DOUCHEBAGS EVEN IF REALLY TALENTED DOUCHE TEST THE TM

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Testing is a task. Quality is an attitude. Rob Smith, MD at Blueleaf “

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ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG =

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I don't care how good your engineer is, if they’re an asshole, fire them. Nathen Harvey, Tech Community Manager at Chef “

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TEAM BONDING

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It’s funny cos we’re freaks of nature. “ ”

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TEAM BONDING TEAM CHARTERS

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1. CHOOSE A NAME 2. CHOOSE A LOGO 3. WHAT THE TEAM SHOULD BE 4. WHAT THE TEAM BELIEVE IN TEAM CHARTER

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SHOULD BE PROUD HAPPY LEARNING EVOLVING ADAPTABLE TEAM BOLT BELIEVE IN COMMUNICATING BEST PRACTICE SUPPORTING POSITIVITY TEACHING

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TEAM MONITORING TEAM RADAR

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INTROVERTS& EXTROVERTS

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1. BORING 2. UNSOCIABLE 3. MISERABLE THINGS I’M CALLED 4. HOBBIT

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I WAS JUDGING WHAT NORMAL WAS USING ME AS THE BENCHMARK FOR NORMAL

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IF YOU’RE NOT LIKE ME YOU’RE WEIRD!

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INTROVERTS VS. EXTROVERTS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW WE LOOK OR ACT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HOW WE REACT TO STIMULATION AND RECHARGE OUR ENERGY LEVELS

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Extroverts really crave large amounts of stimulation, whereas introverts feel at their most alive, their most switched-on and their most capable when they’re in quieter, more low-key environments. Susan Cain, The Power of Introverts “

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1. NO ONE IS A PURE INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT 2. AMBIVERTS HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 3. BEING AN INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT IS OK 4. INTROVERSION HAS A NEGATIVE PERCEPTION 5. EXTROVERSION HAS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS 6. 1 IN 3 PEOPLE ARE INTROVERTED 7. INTROVERTS ARE IN THE MINORITY INTROVERTS VS. EXTROVERTS

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FAMOUS INTROVERTS

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CULTURE OF PERSONALITY CULTURE OF CHARACTER CULTURE OF CHARACTER

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19TH CENTURY CULTURE OF CHARACTER INTEGRITY DUTY WORK HONOR REPUTATION MORALS CITIZENSHIP MANNERS 20TH CENTURY CULTURE OF PERSONALITY MAGNETIC FASCINATING STUNNING ATTRACTIVE GLOWING DOMINANT FORCEFUL ENERGETIC

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RETICULAR ACTIVATING SYSTEM (RAS)

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In our test, the introverts produced 50% more saliva than the extroverts. BBC Science: Human Body and Mind “

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END BIT THE

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Psychology is a science based profession and is the study of people; how they think, how they act, react and interact. It’s concerned with all aspects of behaviour and the thoughts, feelings and motivation underlying them. NHS Careers website “

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Team management is a profession where it’s important to study people; how they think, how they act, react and interact. It’s concerned with all aspects of behaviour and the thoughts, feelings and motivation underlying them. Errrrrr, me “

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THANK YOU venntro.com/careers WE’RE HIRING

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