Debugging Zen Ben Ramsey 

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Debugging Zen? 

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Debugging 

To search for and eliminate malfunctioning elements or errors in something, especially a computer program or machinery. debug /diːˈbʌɡ/ 

Zen 

(colloquial) Extremely relaxed and collected. (informal) A philosophy of calm, reminiscent of that of the Buddhist denomination. zen /zɛn/ 

Just What Is Intuition? 

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” —Han Solo 

Immediate cognition without the use of conscious rational processes. in·tu·i·tion /ˌint(y)o͞oˈiSHən/ 

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That’s immediate cognition, and you weren’t conscious of any rational process being used. 

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Using your Intuition 

Slow Down 

1. Stop what you’re doing 2. Close your eyes 3. Take a deep breath 4. Let it out slowly 

“If you just sit and observe, you will see how restless your mind is. If you try to calm it, it only makes it worse, but over time it does calm, and when it does, there’s room to hear more subtle things—that’s when your intuition starts to blossom and you start to see things more clearly and be in the present more…” 

“…Your mind just slows down, and you see a tremendous expanse in the moment. You see so much more than you could see before. It’s a discipline; you have to practice it.” 

Stop Saying “I Don’t Know” 

We shut off our intuition when we answer questions with, “I don’t know.” 

Ask yourself what may be blocking you from finding the solution. 

You must discover the answer. 

The Problem Your Code Is in 

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1. Looking in the wrong place. 

2. Wasting time, energy, and resources. 

3. Hurting your reputation as a problem solver. 

First, assume the problem is in your code. 

Focus on the Problem, Not aSolution 

if (A && B) { // the problem must be C solveUsingD(); } 

The symptoms may not indicate the real problem. 

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Always get to the heart of the problem. 

Debugging the Irreproducible Problem 

Do the symptoms point to a potential problem area? 

Sometimes we can’t solve the problem. 

Rubber Ducking 

1. Beg, borrow, steal, buy, fabricate or otherwise obtain a rubber duck (bathtub variety). From a message by Andrew Errington to the University of Canterbury Linux Users Group mailing list, 7 Nov 2002 http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html 

2. Place rubber duck on desk and inform it you are just going to go over some code with it, if that’s all right. From a message by Andrew Errington to the University of Canterbury Linux Users Group mailing list, 7 Nov 2002 http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html 

3. Explain to the duck what your code is supposed to do, and then go into detail and explain things line by line. From a message by Andrew Errington to the University of Canterbury Linux Users Group mailing list, 7 Nov 2002 http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html 

4. At some point you will tell the duck what you are doing next and then realize that that is not in fact what you are actually doing. The duck will sit there serenely, happy in the knowledge that it has helped you on your way. From a message by Andrew Errington to the University of Canterbury Linux Users Group mailing list, 7 Nov 2002 http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html 

Talk through the problem out loud. 

Sleep on It 

Your unconscious kicks in while you sleep. 

Develop With Purpose 

Be intentional. 

Grok what it is you are doing. 

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“The difference between science as it stands now and the Buddhist investigative tradition lies in the dominance of the third-person, objective method in science and the refinement and utilization of first-person, introspective methods in Buddhist contemplation. In my view, the combination of the first- person method with the third- person method offers the promise of a real advance in the scientific study of consciousness.” 

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