Revolver - programmers are expendable

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REVOLVER programmers are expendable 8. May 2014 Ruby User Group Berlin (Lightning Talk)

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txus /t∫us/

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unemployed

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https://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/leecullivan/161601970 Bubbly Venture Capital I need your company

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0 100000 200000 300000 400000 A while back Earlier Now Very soon programmer wages

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0 100000 200000 300000 400000 A while back Earlier Now Very soon Power (in Ruby method calls/msec) Price (in EUR/1M Ruby method calls) computation power

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„we need to get rid of all the programmers“ „now get to work“

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program 1 program 2 program 3 program 4 1. determine fitness

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program 1 program 2 program 3 program 4 2. discard unfit

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program 1A program 3A program 4A 3. let the rest breed with random mutations

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???

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program 3ABCDEFH2378 PROFIT!

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„this is useless“ „a fistful of retarded monkeys could code faster than this piece of sh*t“

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„you’re fired“ „you better get going“

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YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE

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YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE FOR NOW

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REVOLVER programmers are expendable txustice txus Thanks! https:/ /github.com/txus/revolver