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@arthurdoler Arthur Doler Resources: Boring details about me are at https://arthurdoler.com @arthurdoler Arthur Doler Resources: Boring details about me are at https://arthurdoler.com

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@arthurdoler Why hello there.

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@arthurdoler When people ask what I do I always just tell them I solve problems

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@arthurdoler tag urself I’m the two dead fish in a bowl

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@arthurdoler “Beer” brand beer. For when you need to know it’s an actual beer.

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@arthurdoler Not pictured – approximately 321514 other crises

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@arthurdoler I took some artistic license – SARS COV2 is not a Langolier

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@arthurdoler Thus began The Case of the Missing Toilet Paper

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@arthurdoler Dun dun…. Dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun d

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@arthurdoler DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAA

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@arthurdoler The person in the bathroom has been thoughtfully omitted

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@arthurdoler “How did you catch soup on fire?”

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@arthurdoler Just… eating 2-day old Orange Chicken on my Peloton while binging Tiger King

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@arthurdoler “I totally think Carol’s husband is tiger food.” “Why are you here?!”

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@arthurdoler Or tolerated it, in the case of most cats

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@arthurdoler Wearing a thin path into the carpet

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@arthurdoler “… where is all the cream cheese?”

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@arthurdoler “WHERE IS ALL THE CREAM CHEESE?!”

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@arthurdoler “What if there’s never any cream cheese again?”

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@arthurdoler “All I wanted was some cream cheese for my bagel…”

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@arthurdoler Not exactly comfortable, but your code will smell nice

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@arthurdoler One weird trick your chiropractor will hate

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@arthurdoler Movin’ on up! ♫

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@arthurdoler The Rock of Damocles

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@arthurdoler Your brain and you The Walled Garden & the Dark Forest Your brain during the pandemic Surviving the fire Handling the next fire that comes along A roadmap for the next

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@arthurdoler Thoughtbags may be larger than depicted in this image

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@arthurdoler “Thanks, that’s very helpful.”

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@arthurdoler "Trauma and Shock“, American Psychological Association

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@arthurdoler The Science of Stuck, Britt Frank

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@arthurdoler The Science of Stuck, Britt Frank

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@arthurdoler The Science of Stuck, Britt Frank

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@arthurdoler WHEN YOU GET INDIGESTION YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU FAILED “O my own stomach, why dost thou attack me?”

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@arthurdoler YOU DON’T FEEL BROKEN WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GETS INDIGESTION AND YOU DON’T Unless you really like the flavor of antacids, I guess?

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@arthurdoler Work being the most important part of your life, of course.

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@arthurdoler lol, lmao

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@arthurdoler #1 champion organ

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@arthurdoler This is the talk where I draw a lot of headbands apparently

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@arthurdoler More like the ego-centric bias, am I right?!

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@arthurdoler Pets who want fed also count

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@arthurdoler Rough measurements of the meat sac in your cranium

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@arthurdoler EnterpriseCognitionFactoryFactoryBean

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@arthurdoler THIS IDEA IS CALLED THE EXTENDED MIND The Extended Mind, Annie Murphy Paul – also Daniel Dennett and Andy Clark

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@arthurdoler Miyake & Shah, 1999

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@arthurdoler Miyake & Shah, 1999

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@arthurdoler Just & Carpenter, 1992

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@arthurdoler You Are Not So Smart podcast, Ep 184 @arthurdoler

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@arthurdoler The topiary rabbit does not represent anything in particular @arthurdoler

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@arthurdoler THIS IS THE INTENTIONAL SELF The Blindspots Between Us, Gleb Tsipursky

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler the forest is very spoopy

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@arthurdoler THIS IS THE AUTONOMOUS SELF The Blindspots Between Us, Gleb Tsipursky

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@arthurdoler Binoculars only included with the “Deluxe” brain model

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@arthurdoler “Thanks! Don’t mind if I do!”

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler Strangers to Ourselves, Timothy Wilson

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@arthurdoler Pronin, 2009

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler This is just an example! Avocados are great! Please don’t hurt me :c

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@arthurdoler Thinking Fast & Slow, Kahneman

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@arthurdoler Wilson & Bar-Anan, 2008

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@arthurdoler Wilson & Bar-Anan, 2008

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@arthurdoler The citations for this are vast

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler mmm... tacos.

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler ERROR: UNEXPECTED ELEPHANT IN PATH

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@arthurdoler Why We Snap, Fields

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@arthurdoler Thinking, Fast and Slow, Kahneman

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@arthurdoler Thinking, Fast and Slow, Kahneman

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@arthurdoler An ominous sound, at best

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@arthurdoler So much for reading your book…

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@arthurdoler Ow ow ow ow ow ow

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@arthurdoler The symptoms of this condition vary widely

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler *hacker voice* you messed with the wrong wolves

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@arthurdoler Donald Norman, Emotional Design

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@arthurdoler Donald Norman, Emotional Design

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@arthurdoler Donald Norman, Emotional Design

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@arthurdoler STRESS DIMINISHES YOUR ABILITY TO THINK AND TO CONTROL YOUR ATTENTION Liston, McEwen, and Casey, 2009

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@arthurdoler Like a toddler having a tantrum

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@arthurdoler If you find wolves emitting smilies, please back away slowly

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@arthurdoler WE SEEK COMFORT WHEREVER WE CAN GET IT, WHEREVER WE’VE GOTTEN IT IN THE PAST Even in some not-so-nice places

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@arthurdoler Even when stressed, please do not stab anyone over toilet paper.

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@arthurdoler “Now I can kill any germ I see coming! ... Wait a minute…”

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@arthurdoler Jansen, Nguyen, Karpitsky, & Mettenleiter, 1995

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@arthurdoler Surely this won’t be so bad. Might as well make the best of it…

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@arthurdoler Citation on this one is literally everyone’s lived experience

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@arthurdoler It happens over and over and over

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@arthurdoler WE STARTED TO ENCOUNTER: A lack of forward progress Emotional problems Physical health problems Diagnosable mental problems As the indigestion spills out into the rest of our existence

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@arthurdoler I’m assuming it doesn’t suck as I’m giving this talk, which seems like bad odds

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@arthurdoler Stop, drop, and roll, maybe?

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@arthurdoler It’s distressing to do but it hurts less than constantly failing

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@arthurdoler Ha ha ha ha no, but seriously

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@arthurdoler Are the murder hornets still out there? Does anyone know?

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@arthurdoler SEEK CONTROL IN LIMITED, REASONABLE FASHION, EVEN IF IT’S NOT “USEFUL” Key word here is “reasonable”

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@arthurdoler Maybe you really like neon green

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@arthurdoler It’d be a super depressing talk if we couldn’t.

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@arthurdoler WE ABSOLUTELY CAN. You can believe me, because I’m a Thought Leader.

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@arthurdoler Frazier, et al., 2009.

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@arthurdoler STRATEGIES FOR RECOVERY Managing the path back to being okay

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@arthurdoler Time to give a talk inside another talk!

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@arthurdoler FIND AN ACTIVITY WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE YOU MAKE Give and Take, Grant

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler It’s essential to do, but… good luck!

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@arthurdoler Or at least returning to some kind of baseline

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@arthurdoler RECONNECT WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS! … assuming you want to!

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@arthurdoler “I have specific comfort needs.” “So, let’s talk about that…”

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@arthurdoler COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPY (CBT) Retraining the Conscious/Autonomous dynamic

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@arthurdoler This slide sponsored by Flava Flav

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@arthurdoler Bubble-gum flavored drugs were the worst.

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@arthurdoler Just tell them a Thought Leader said it was okay.

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@arthurdoler Make sure to tell your boss I said so, too.

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@arthurdoler Or at least find a direction for that path.

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler “Oh no, not my remote!”

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler Larcom, Rauch, & Willems, 2015

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler I hope you didn’t have to teach your family what Discord was…

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@arthurdoler @arthurdoler Not the easiest choice in the world

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@arthurdoler It is most definitely coming for us.

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@arthurdoler Like the alarm clocks, remember?

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@arthurdoler EXTERNAL SYSTEMS HELP YOU FREE UP WORKING MEMORY Paas & van Merriënboer, 2020

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@arthurdoler Inner peace and enlightenment not guaranteed.

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@arthurdoler Oh look, another headband!

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@arthurdoler Uplifting!

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@arthurdoler Or any combination of the above

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@arthurdoler WHAT CAN YOU SOLVE BEFOREHAND, SO YOU DON’T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT? Think of it like spinning up other instances

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@arthurdoler LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN

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@arthurdoler Just livin’ in a monopoly house

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@arthurdoler Apologies to whichever poor artist did the original for me to butcher

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@arthurdoler This is my least-favorite slide in the talk

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@arthurdoler Astonishingly convenient!

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@arthurdoler LEARN PLAY CONNECT GROW A checklist for resiliency

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@arthurdoler Just don’t breathe in the dust, it’s probably toxic

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@arthurdoler The blueprints for success, when everything else is on fire

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@arthurdoler Arthur Doler My website is probably still https://arthurdoler.com Resources: