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Doris: We can’t just put the poor dead in the trunk

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Doris: Heaven forbid someone gets the idea we’re behind this.

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Francine: Well Shoot, Doris-

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Francine: I didn’t turn off my program,

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Francine: search half the county for some corpse,

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Francine: drag him up and down these hills,

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Francine: Just to leave him on the side of the road!

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Francine: Just to leave him on the side of the road!

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Doris: I didn’t say we were going to leave him on the side of the road,

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Doris: I just don’t think we want a body in the trunk.

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Francine: We?

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Francine: You mean YOU, don’t want to put him in the trunk-

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Francine: I DO want to put him in the trunk.

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Francine: I assumed that was the plan, when you said-

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Francine: “Let’s find the body,

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Francine: “and bring it back to Marty at the morgue.”

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Doris: I suppose we don’t have many other options…

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Francine: Of course we don’t have any other options.

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Francine: We can dry clean your seat covers once we crack the case.

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Francine: Now help me lift this sucker.

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Doris: Ohhh!

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Doris: He ate just a few too many pieces of pecan pie.

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Francine: Quit your moanin’!

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Francine: We need some momentum.

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Francine: Swing with me, we’ll toss him on three.

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Francine: One!

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Francine: Two!

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Doris: He’s Slipping!

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Doris: He’s Slipping!

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Francine: Three-

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Doris: My nylons!

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Francine: I’ll tell you what, if he wasn’t dead before,

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Francine: He sure is now!

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Doris: Francine!

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Doris: Show some respect!

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Francine: I’ll pay my respects later!

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Francine: Heck, I’ll buy him a bouquet of Zellias with the reward money, put it on his grave!

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Francine: We’ll figure that out later..

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Francine: Now go over there, I’ve got an idea.

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Francine: Here goes nothing!

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Doris: Got him!

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Doris: Son of a biscuit, and cover it in gravy.

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Francine: May I remind you, if we go to jail,

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Francine: This was all your idea.

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Doris: It’ll be fine.

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Doris: Let’s just give em’ the old granny Lorain routine.

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Francine: You’ve got to be kidding me...

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Doris: I don’t need your mouth!

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Doris: You know they always buy it.

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Doris: Just behave.

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Francine: But it’s so degrading…

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Doris: Don’t test me!

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Mike: Y’all alright?

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Doris: Thank heavens you’re here!

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Doris: We seem to have gotten lost on the way to our needle point convention!

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Doris: You’re the answer to our prayers!

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Doris: The sweet Lord sent us an angel in khaki and leather!

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Mike: Is everything okay miss?

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Doris: Oh, heavens no sweet child!

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Doris: Miss was my mother, call my granny Loraine!

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Doris: We’re practically family!

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Mike: I’m on duty ma’am, If I can just…

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Doris: Of course, of course, you must be starving!

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Doris: Lucky for you, no one goes hungry on Granny Loraines watch.

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Doris: Ethel, be a dear and get our friend some food from the backseat!

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Francine: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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Doris: Sill me, how could I forget!

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Doris: She isn’t wearing her hearing aid!

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Doris: CAN YOU GET HIM SOMETHING TO EAT FROM THE BACKSEAT!

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Francine: PUT SOME MEAT IN THE TRACK CLEATS?

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Doris: GET HIM SOME FOOD FROM THE BACK SEAT!

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Francine: Absolutely!

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Mike: Listen Lady, let’s cut to the chase.

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Mike: It looked like you and your sister were putting something fishy in the trunk.

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Mike: Let me take a look, and I’ll be on my way.

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Doris: Oh, that was nothing!

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Doris: Just a bag of tools to patch up a flat!

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Mike: I thought you said you two were lost?

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Mike: You expect me to believe the two of you could change a tire all by yourselves?

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Doris: You kids and your jokes!

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Doris: If you can point us our way on a map,

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Doris: We can let you be on your way,

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Doris: And we will be on ours…

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Mike: I’d be happy to help you,

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Mike: right after I take a look in the back.

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Doris: That really won’t be necessary!

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Doris: I haven’t even shown you my grandkids!

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Doris: And look, a kitty!

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Mike: Ma’am, that’s a raccoon.

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Mike: Now please move!

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Doris: Heaven have mercy on my soul!

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Doris: What’s a man doing sleeping in our station wagon!

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Doris: Ethel, do you know this man!

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Francine: HE COULD USE A TAN!

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Mike: You two are under arrest, you have the right to..

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Doris: He’s died of shock!

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Francine: While you were using the Granny Loraine routine!

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Francine: While you were using the Granny Loraine routine!

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Francine: I used the sedatives on the lemon bars routine!

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Doris: We’re private detectives, not vigilantes!

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Francine: He’ll be fine. Besides, they don’t have any evidence we were ever here!

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Francine: We’ve got a murder to solve!

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