The Rich, Flowers, and Piles of Sh%#t - And What To Do About It

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THE RICH, FLOWERS, PILES OF S%#T — AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT Stephan Hagemann

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preferential_attachment

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…any of a class of processes in which some quantity, typically some form of wealth or credit, is distributed among a number of individuals or objects according to how much they already have, so that those who are already wealthy receive more than those who are not.

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…so that those who are already wealthy receive more than those who are not.

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LARGE RAILS CODEBASES • browsercms • calagator • canvas-lms • citizenry • diaspora • engine • fat_free_crm • fulcrum • loc_counts • onebody • opencongress • opengovernment • portlandcrime • railscollab • rubygems.org • skyline • snorby • spot-us • spree • teambox • tracks

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ﬁnd app/models lib -iname "*.rb" -type f -exec wc -l {} \; | sort -r | awk '{print $1}'

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–Stephan Hagemann “So, what do you do about it?”

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BILL?

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BILL! 720000 kids

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FLOWERS?

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FLOWERS!

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YOUR CODE?

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YOUR CODE!

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START HERE: S ingle Responsibility Principle O L I D