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its-a me, maximo
Hi everyone
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Maxime Fabre
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Maxime Fabre
• 25 years old
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Maxime Fabre
• 25 years old
• Software Engineer at Madewithlove since 2013
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Maxime Fabre
• 25 years old
• Software Engineer at Madewithlove since 2013
• I take pics and do music and stuff
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I’m so French I breath
baguettes and quote
Baudelaire in my sleep
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only 00s kidz will remembhr
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Venn diagram of my experience in 2009
Things you should
do in PHP
Things I was
doing in PHP
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SO YOU CAN CODE BUT NOW WHAT.
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What is a programmer?
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17 %
58 %
25 %
Coding Important stuff Slice of cheese
What is a programmer?
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17 %
58 %
25 %
Coding Important stuff Slice of cheese
What is a programmer?
mr piechart
i love
wordpress
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The future
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The future
The present
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The future
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The past
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THE FUTURE, MARTY
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Act like you’re your own mentor
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Act like you’re your own mentor
señor developer
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Act like you’re your own mentor
señor developer
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Act like you can’t code
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Act like you can’t code
• Code review all the things
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Act like you can’t code
• Code review all the things
• Compare against the best
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Act like you can’t code
• Code review all the things
• Compare against the best
• If my code were public, would I be scared?
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Act like you know nothing
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Act like you know nothing
• We all know 10%
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Act like you know nothing
• We all know 10%
• Read things that don’t interest you
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Act like you know nothing
• We all know 10%
• Read things that don’t interest you
• Read people hating the things you love
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Act like you know nothing
• We all know 10%
• Read things that don’t interest you
• Read people hating the things you love
• Read about stuff that seem unrelated
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mueheheh
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Multireddits
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Fever (feedafever.com)
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“It’s fine”
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“It’s fine” Until it’s not.
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We work in a fast and furious 7 industry
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We work in a fast and furious 7 industry
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We work in a fast and furious 7 industry
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We work in a fast and furious 7 industry
React
Laravel
Angular
Backbone
Grunt
Gulp
Webpack
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story of a webdevelopper’s life
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“Oh no you don’t have to learn everything”
story of a webdevelopper’s life
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“Oh no you don’t have to learn everything”
“Everybody knows what a repository is tho”
story of a webdevelopper’s life
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Act like time is muh-neyz
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Act like time is muh-neyz
• Don’t underestimate the weight of small
repetitive tasks
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APPLESCRIPT?
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APPLESCRIPT?
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Act like time is muh-neyz
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Act like time is muh-neyz
• Differentiate wasted time
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Act like time is muh-neyz
• Differentiate wasted time
• Your brain can rot, fast.
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me on holidays
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{foo: bar}
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{foo: bar}
U WOT M8
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Love your future-self as much as Phil Sturgeon loves bikes
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Act like your future-self has the ability to go back in time,
pick up a bat, and beat the shit out of you
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Act like your future-self has the ability to go back in time,
pick up a bat, and beat the shit out of you
SHOULD HAVE
LEARNED ES6,
YOU IDIOT
dolan pls
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THE PRESENT
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Focus
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67 %
33 %
Things I have time to talk about Thing I don't have time to talk about
don’t forget
to bring a towel
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THE PAST
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The past is everyone behind you
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The past is everyone behind you
• Look at your old code
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The past is everyone behind you
• Look at your old code
• Be wary of perceived progress
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The past is everyone behind you
• Look at your old code
• Be wary of perceived progress
• Consider your past self
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“Just”
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“Just Heroku a Docker container over AWS and load balance the queue”
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“Just Heroku a Docker container over AWS and load balance the queue”
“It’s simple, just use Webpack and Node the Ruby over the command bus”
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“Just Heroku a Docker container over AWS and load balance the queue”
“It’s simple, just use Webpack and Node the Ruby over the command bus”
“Just Google it”
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were
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were
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StackOverflow
/r/reviewmycode
Laracasts forums
etc.
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6 years ago I knew nothing
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import React, {PropTypes} from 'react';
import AbstractSubstep from './AbstractSubstep';
import './Story.scss';
export default class Story extends AbstractSubstep {
static propTypes = {
contents: PropTypes.string,
label: PropTypes.string,
placeholder: PropTypes.string,
setStory: PropTypes.func.isRequired,
};
static defaultProps = {
placeholder: 'Write description...',
};
/**
* Set the story for this step
*/
setStory() {
this.props.setStory(
this.refs.story.value
);
}
render() {
const attributes = {
className: 'story--content-editable',
value: this.props.contents,
onChange: this.setStory.bind(this),
placeholder: this.props.placeholder,
ref: 'story',
disabled: !this.state.editing,
rows: 3,
};
return (
{this.props.label}
{this.renderPencil()}
);
}
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import React, {PropTypes} from 'react';
import AbstractSubstep from './AbstractSubstep';
import './Story.scss';
export default class Story extends AbstractSubstep {
static propTypes = {
contents: PropTypes.string,
label: PropTypes.string,
placeholder: PropTypes.string,
setStory: PropTypes.func.isRequired,
};
static defaultProps = {
placeholder: 'Write description...',
};
/**
* Set the story for this step
*/
setStory() {
this.props.setStory(
this.refs.story.value
);
}
render() {
const attributes = {
className: 'story--content-editable',
value: this.props.contents,
onChange: this.setStory.bind(this),
placeholder: this.props.placeholder,
ref: 'story',
disabled: !this.state.editing,
rows: 3,
};
return (
{this.props.label}
{this.renderPencil()}
);
}
AHAH THAT GUY IS STILL USING
WEB COMPONENTS INSTEAD
OF INTRAPROTOTYPED
INHERITED JSXLF REPOSITORIES
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import React, {PropTypes} from 'react';
import AbstractSubstep from './AbstractSubstep';
import './Story.scss';
export default class Story extends AbstractSubstep {
static propTypes = {
contents: PropTypes.string,
label: PropTypes.string,
placeholder: PropTypes.string,
setStory: PropTypes.func.isRequired,
};
static defaultProps = {
placeholder: 'Write description...',
};
/**
* Set the story for this step
*/
setStory() {
this.props.setStory(
this.refs.story.value
);
}
render() {
const attributes = {
className: 'story--content-editable',
value: this.props.contents,
onChange: this.setStory.bind(this),
placeholder: this.props.placeholder,
ref: 'story',
disabled: !this.state.editing,
rows: 3,
};
return (
{this.props.label}
{this.renderPencil()}
);
}
AHAH THAT GUY IS STILL USING
WEB COMPONENTS INSTEAD
OF INTRAPROTOTYPED
INHERITED JSXLF REPOSITORIES
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import React, {PropTypes} from 'react';
import AbstractSubstep from './AbstractSubstep';
import './Story.scss';
export default class Story extends AbstractSubstep {
static propTypes = {
contents: PropTypes.string,
label: PropTypes.string,
placeholder: PropTypes.string,
setStory: PropTypes.func.isRequired,
};
static defaultProps = {
placeholder: 'Write description...',
};
/**
* Set the story for this step
*/
setStory() {
this.props.setStory(
this.refs.story.value
);
}
render() {
const attributes = {
className: 'story--content-editable',
value: this.props.contents,
onChange: this.setStory.bind(this),
placeholder: this.props.placeholder,
ref: 'story',
disabled: !this.state.editing,
rows: 3,
};
return (
{this.props.label}
{this.renderPencil()}
);
}
AHAH THAT GUY IS STILL USING
WEB COMPONENTS INSTEAD
OF INTRAPROTOTYPED
INHERITED JSXLF REPOSITORIES
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Evolution of my experience as a web developper
Things you should
do in 2015
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Evolution of my experience as a web developper
ou should
n 2011
Things you should
do in 2012
Things you should
do in 2013
Things you should
do in 2014
Things you should
do in 2015
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Alright guys I
finally know
Grunt and–
OH GOD
DAMMIT NOT
AGAIN
( ͡
° ͜
ʖ ͡
°)
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Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself
become a Joomla developper
;_;
:(
:(
:(
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BRO DID YOU JUST USE MYSQL_QUERY
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SUMMARY
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If you were sleeping, I said:
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
• Be prepared for radical changes in
techniques, patterns and tools
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
• Be prepared for radical changes in
techniques, patterns and tools
• Keep your brain sharp
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
• Be prepared for radical changes in
techniques, patterns and tools
• Keep your brain sharp
• Learn to stay focused and to
compartmentalize your life
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
• Be prepared for radical changes in
techniques, patterns and tools
• Keep your brain sharp
• Learn to stay focused and to
compartmentalize your life
• Remember your roots, be nice to
newcomers, they could be better than you
in 5 years
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If you were sleeping, I said:
• Stay on top of your game, learn new things
• Be prepared for radical changes in
techniques, patterns and tools
• Keep your brain sharp
• Learn to stay focused and to
compartmentalize your life
• Remember your roots, be nice to
newcomers, they could be better than you
in 5 years
• Don’t be afraid to learn everything from
scratch
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Not whether facades should be named proxies
Worry about the bigger picture
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thnk u
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