Starboard - Speaker Deck

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 1 / 63 1A 0:00

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 3 / 63 1C 0:04 man: whew

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 4 / 63 1D 0:06 alright, robot, I've finished the repairs

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 5 / 63 2A 0:08 man (through radio):*now open the doors*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 6 / 63 2B 0:10

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 7 / 63 2C 0:12 *robot!*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 8 / 63 2D 0:14 *robot!*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 9 / 63 2E 0:16 sir!

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 10 / 63 2F 0:18 sir!

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 11 / 63 2G 0:20 ah, apologies

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 12 / 63 2H 0:22 I was thinking about

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 13 / 63 2I 0:24 birds

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 14 / 63 2J 0:26 ...how they're so beautiful and

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 15 / 63 2K 0:28 free

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 16 / 63 3A 0:30 *man is silent for a second*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 17 / 63 3B 0:32 man: you’re a robot. you don’t “think”

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 18 / 63 3C 0:34 besides,

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 19 / 63 3D 0:36 I don't pay you to stand around "thinking"!

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 20 / 63 3E 0:38 robot: you don't pay me at all, sir

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 21 / 63 3F 0:40 man: figure of speech.

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 22 / 63 3G 0:42 robot: affirmative

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 26 / 63 3K 0:50 about to press button, then stops

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 27 / 63 3L 0:52

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 28 / 63 3M 0:54 I've been wondering...

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 29 / 63 3N 0:56 man: what??

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 30 / 63 3O 0:58 robot: why don't the janitor drones work on saturdays?

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 31 / 63 3P 1:00 I work on saturdays.

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 32 / 63 3Q 1:02 I'm always working, sir

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 33 / 63 3R 1:04 man: what does that have to do with-?

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 34 / 63 3S 1:06 robot: I would... also like saturdays off

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 35 / 63 3T 1:08 man: *sputters*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 36 / 63 4A 1:10 you're a robot

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 37 / 63 4B 1:12 you don't need days off!

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 38 / 63 4C 1:14 and the janitor drones don't even have the day off

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 39 / 63 4D 1:16 they're just charging

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 42 / 63 5B 1:22 square robot spits out a card and it floats to the floor roomba runs over all the cards, scattering them everywhere

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 49 / 63 5I 1:36 *whirrr*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 50 / 63 5J 1:38 *paper shuffling*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 53 / 63 6B 1:44 robot: I would also like 30 minutes a day in the holo-chamber both are silent for a moment before

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 54 / 63 6C 1:46 man: why???

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 55 / 63 6D 1:48 robot: that is between me and the janitor drones

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 56 / 63 6E 1:50 man: grr

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 57 / 63 6F 1:52 this is ridiculous, you-

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 58 / 63 6G 1:54 suit: oxygen is at 2%

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 59 / 63 6H 1:56 man: OPEN OPEN OPEN

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 60 / 63 6I 1:58 man: OPEN OPEN OPEN

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 61 / 63 6J 2:00 *whimper*

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 62 / 63 6K 2:02 FINE! NOW LET ME IN

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STARBOARD Boards: 63 | Shots: 6 | Duration: 2:06 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 31, 2021 Page: 63 / 63 6L 2:04 robot: glad to have your cooperation