Office Politics for the Thin-Skinned Developer

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for the thin-skinned Office Politics e

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Office Politics e for the humans

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"Politics" A

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"Politics" A

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"Politics" A

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"Politics" A

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UNITED STATES OF WAT

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4 virtues 3

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4 stories X

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96 stick figures q

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local vs. global optima You can be TOO good Z

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programmer 1 user

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programmer 3 user product owner

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programmer 4 user product owner programmer designer

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programmer 5 user product owner programmer designer "the business" C

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programmer 6 user product owner programmer designer "the business" C tester

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development team 6 user product owner "the business" C tester

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development team 6 product owner "the business" C tester release manager user

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development team 6 user product owner "the business" C tester sales guy release manager

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development team 6 user product owner "the business" C q.a. team sales guy release manager

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development team 6 user product owner "the business" C q.a. team sales team release manager

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development team #1 8 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team release manager sales team

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development team #1 9 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team release manager sales team development team #2 product owner #2

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team release manager sales team development team #2 product owner #2

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" C q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba AWESOME TEAM

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba AWESOME TEAM

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba AWESOME TEAM

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba AWESOME TEAM

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba "the business" AWESOME TEAM

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba

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development team #1 0 user product owner #1 "the new business" q.a. team change management sales team development team #2 product owner #2 devops team dba C

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or nothing will ever change Allow others to fail x

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analyst analyst analyst

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team A team B team C product owner product owner product owner

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Patience z v Unity M Empathy 5 Awareness 9

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Get Political z

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My name is Justin Searls Please tweet me @searls & Say [email protected]

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attribution Larry Hardiman came up with the quote about politics & ticks. Delivery Man designed by jon trillana from The Noun Project Desk designed by James Thoburn from The Noun Project Businessperson designed by Devochkina Oxana from The Noun Project Smart Phone designed by Stefan Bumbeck from The Noun Project Wireless from The Noun Project Gas Station Attendant designed by Simon Child from The Noun Project Sleep designed by DonBLC 123 from The Noun Project Thought Bubble designed by irene hoffman from The Noun Project Hat designed by Adhara Garcia from The Noun Project Devil designed by Luis Prado from The Noun Project Idea from The Noun Project Bird Cage designed by Matthias Schmidt und Jule Steffen from The Noun Project Bomb designed by Maximilian Becker from The Noun Project Question designed by Martin Delin from The Noun Project Warning designed by Lindley White from The Noun Project Bocce Ball designed by MaxineVSG from The Noun Project Throw designed by Jakob Vogel from The Noun Project Skull designed by Gabriele Fumero from The Noun Project