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Hello  all!

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I  am  a  regular  programmer…

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…  who  hates  BAD  CODE!

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You  want  to  see  me  angry?

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I  don’t  think  you  are  going  to  like  me, WHEN  I  AM  ANGRY!

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UNDER  THE  CAP

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UNDER  THE  BEARD PHP-­‐CS PHP-­‐CS-­‐Fixer Blacklist Commit-­‐Message Matcher

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JAMS  WITH  COMPOSER

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WEARS  LINTERS

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STANDS  FOR  SECURITY

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MEETS  FRONT-­‐END

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CONTINIOUS  INTEGRATION

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I  will  look  for  you,  I  will  find  you,   AND  I  WILL  KILL  YOU!

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STATS

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STATS

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SPECIAL  THANKS

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TO  CONTRIBUTE! WE  WANT  YOU

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Put  it  where  you  can’t  see  it! PHP-­‐MD PHP-­‐CPD PHP-­‐DCD TWIG HumBug

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But  do  you  know  what  would  be  even  COOLER?

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That  would  be  AWESOME  !!!

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ASK QUESTIONS  YOU  SHOULD!

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LET THE SOURCE  BE  WITH  YOU!