SPINSTERHOOD 101 a primer on the art of badassery

WHY “SPINSTER”?

BECAUSE SOME TOXIC NOISE.

BRING OUT YOUR INNER BADASS

SO YOU CAN JOAN OF ARC THAT SHIT

#1: BUILD YOUR PARTY FUN PACK.

#2: WHAT WOULD MARY POPPINS DO?

#3: DON’T LET BULLS**T TOUCH YOUR BODY.

#4: DON’T USE WILES. USE WILL. FRAME THE CONVERSATION SUPPLY A CHOICE ARCHITECTURE ASK IMPLICATION QUESTIONS

#5: SUPPORT GRAY MARKETS. THEY HELP WOMEN MAKE $$.

SIDEBAR: WEB PERFORMANCE IS A FEMINIST ISSUE <3

#6: AUTOMATION NATION.

SO YOU CAN KICK ASS #7: DO IT FOR YOU.

SO YOU CAN KICK ASS I think I’m gonna go back to capitalism because I think what is engineered is longing…because it’s always about the next product, the next big thing. What if we actually were content with our lives? What if we actually knew this was paradise, you know? It would be very hard to control us. - Eve Ensler, Spinster OG

DESTROY CAPITALISM BY BEING CONTENT.

THANK YOU.