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EULA
By pressing OK I (USER) grant
AppleMicroOracleSoftIncCoLLC (OWNER) the exclusive
right to charge me stupid amounts of money for software I can probably
get for free. I also grant OWNER the exclusive, non-transferable, non-
expiring right to all tasty puddings, cakes, beer and any other desirable items
residing in said USER’s refrigerator. Further, this license grants OWNER the right
to all my toys, current and present, the toys of USER’s children, and anything else USER does not
want to share. If USER tried to figure out how OWNER’s software works, or share with a friend, USER will be
forced to clean the underarms of pro wrestlers and pop OWNER’s bum pimples from now until eternity. Blah Blah blah blah Blah Blah
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OK WTF?
You fill out one of these, which is basically full of things that you cannot do {SWITCH}