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a strong belief that something will happen or be the case in the future ex·pec·ta·tion noun Tuesday, 28 August 12

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8 Write SpreeConf Presentation Tuesday, 28 August 12

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8 Write SpreeConf Presentation 9 10 Tuesday, 28 August 12

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8 Girlfriend stays over 9 10 Write Spree Conf Presentation Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Ruby on Rails Tuesday, 28 August 12

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3 simple rules plus 9 pedantic ones Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Rule 1: Google it. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Rule 2: Tell us what you’ve tried. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Rule 3: Show us what you’ve tried. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Solves 98.7% of problems Tuesday, 28 August 12

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82% of stats are made up on the spot Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Help! Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“” expectation: Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“use X instead” reality: Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“use X instead” reality: “ur doing it wrong” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“use X instead” reality: “ur doing it wrong” “wtf? lol” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[11:40:11] Andy8856: does anybody in here use mysql server 5.5 latest version, windows 7 with ruby on rails p2p me please [11:42:18] Andy8856: does anybody in here use mysql server 5.5 latest version, windows 7 with ruby on rails p2p me please [11:42:42] seanstickle: Andy8856: You already said that [11:42:48] seanstickle: Andy8856: don't get repetitive [11:42:50] Andy8856: oops [11:43:42] Andy8856: i just haven't used ruby on rails in a while and now i can't get it to work right [11:52:48] Andy8856: is there anybody in here using windows 7? please p2p me [11:53:00] seanstickle: Andy8856: dude, take a clue [11:53:24] Andy8856: fuck u it's a simply bloody question Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[11:53:36] seanstickle: Which you keep posting over and over [11:53:44] seanstickle: And no one is responding to [11:53:48] seanstickle: So take the hint [11:54:17] Andy8856: well answer it or find my answer or shut the fuck up [11:54:50] seanstickle: Andy8856: you don't get to demand answers. you want answers on demand, you pay. [11:57:37] Andy8856: i'm not demanding answers, i will keep typing the same thing for the simply reason more people are coming into the room and they don't know what I asked, if you have a problem than shut up Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[11:59:39] sevenseacat: i appear to have missed the start of this war, but everyone needs to take a big swig of calm-the-fuck-down Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[12:22:44] Andy8856: you all fucking started this chat wouldn't have gone this way if you were nice and actually cared to help people, unlike me I help people on a regular basis Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[11:40] [11:42] [11:52] [12:02] [12:07] [12:08] [12:17] [12:19] [12:20] Tuesday, 28 August 12

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[12:54:22] Radar sets mode +b *!*@[Andy’s IP] Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Be nice. Be honest. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Be nice. Be honest. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Be nice. Be honest. Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“First of all, please DO NOT CLOSE the issue without my accord.” Bundler #1778 Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“New gem version ruins my application” Devise #1856 Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“Totally uncool dude!!! The script deletes everything under /usr.” Bumblebee #123 Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“It would be great if this could support Mongoid.” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“It would be great if this could turn into a boat.” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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ransack #120 forem #47 spree #406 bundler #??? Tuesday, 28 August 12

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orm_adapter Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“patches welcome” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“Ĉu Spree subteni esperanto?” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“Has any work been done with spree to namespace it?” https://groups.google.com/group/spree-user/browse_thread/thread/3f48b2c0342892da/ Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“I want to use my application’s authentication with Spree” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“One of main problems I have had with customising spree is the checkout process.” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“Is the admin theme for Spree going to get an update soon?” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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“Can we have multiple stores on Spree at the same time?” Tuesday, 28 August 12

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0 25 50 75 100 Spree Tuesday, 28 August 12

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0 25 50 75 100 Spree Tuesday, 28 August 12

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0 25 50 75 100 Spree Tuesday, 28 August 12

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0 25 50 75 100 Spree Tuesday, 28 August 12

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0 25 50 75 100 Spree Tuesday, 28 August 12

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Spree 0 23 45 68 90 Tuesday, 28 August 12