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PERFORMANCE MONITORING AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
 ENTIRELY DIFFERENT @postwait

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PERFORMANCE IMPACTS PEOPLE REMEMBER WHY YOU DO THIS

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CONSIDER A GOAL 99TH PERCENTILE AT 1500MS

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THEY AREN’T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, JUST DECEPTIVE AT TIMES. QUICK TL;DR ON PERCENTILES • 99th percentile: q(0.99) • 99% of the samples are lower • 1% of the samples are higher q(0.99) = 149μs q(1) = 63ms

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OCCUPY! PERFORMANCE OF THE 99%

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NOW CONSIDER THE PEOPLE YOU’RE BLIND 1266ms 860

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PERCENTAGES
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COMPARE YOUR SLA TWO MOMENTARY VIOLATIONS VS. AN EPIC OUTAGE

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WITH THE ACTUAL TRAGEDY

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO CARE I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT

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THEY’RE FASTER
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IT’S REAL PROBE EFFECT important_op() st := hrtime() important_op() fn := hrtime() log(fn-st)

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OF PROBING RULES • fixed O(1) operations • no latency bubbles • no allocations

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TIME IS AN ILLUSION, LUNCHTIME DOUBLY SO - Douglas Adams

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TIME BUT FASTER MTEV_TIME https://github.com/circonus-labs/libmtev

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FAST
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OCTOPUS THE TECHNOLOGY

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FIGHT
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