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Action Notes INT. VAULT - CONTINUOUS The walls have significantly closed in on the gang.

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Action Notes INT. VAULT - CONTINUOUS The walls have significantly closed in on the gang.

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Dialog ARCHER So we?re just gonna rely on two people who I?d bet couldn?t even get through a Highlights magazine to solve this death puzzle?!

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Dialog ARCHER So we?re just gonna rely on two people who I?d bet couldn?t even get through a Highlights magazine to solve this death puzzle?!

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Dialog ARCHER So we?re just gonna rely on two people who I?d bet couldn?t even get through a Highlights magazine to solve this death puzzle?!

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Dialog ARCHER So we?re just gonna rely on two people who I?d bet couldn?t even get through a Highlights magazine to solve this death puzzle?!

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Dialog LANA Guys what is taking so long?!

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Dialog LANA Guys what is taking so long?!

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Action Notes Archer?s phone rings.

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Dialog CYRIL Archer please! You have the power * to make positive change-just answer * it.

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Dialog CYRIL Archer please! You have the power * to make positive change-just answer * it.

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Dialog CYRIL Archer please! You have the power * to make positive change-just answer * it.

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Dialog ARCHER No! I don?t want to talk to my mom about her stupid mother/son annual seafood lunch that I missed...

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Dialog ARCHER No! I don?t want to talk to my mom about her stupid mother/son annual seafood lunch that I missed...

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Action Notes Cyril glances at Lana.

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...that never existed before today, oh my god and was planned to distract me from coming on this mission! She did this!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...that never existed before today, oh my god and was planned to distract me from coming on this mission! She did this!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...that never existed before today, oh my god and was planned to distract me from coming on this mission! She did this!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...that never existed before today, oh my god and was planned to distract me from coming on this mission! She did this!

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Dialog LANA Yes but she can help us!

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Dialog LANA Yes but she can help us!

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Dialog ARCHER * Help us? She can?t even find me a * decent valet!

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Dialog ARCHER * Help us? She can?t even find me a * decent valet!

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Action Notes FLASHBACK: EXT. ARCHER?S BUILDING - YESTERDAY MORNING Archer pulls up to his apartment?s entryway in a TOWN CAR. A NEW VALET rushes to open the door for him, finding Archer in the backseat with a MODEL.

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Dialog ARCHER You think I can?t open the door myself?! You?re fired!

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Dialog ARCHER You think I can?t open the door myself?! You?re fired!

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Dialog ARCHER You think I can?t open the door myself?! You?re fired!

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Dialog ARCHER You think I can?t open the door myself?! You?re fired!

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Dialog VALET But...sir... That is why I?m here. It is quite literally my job to help you.

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Dialog VALET But...sir... That is why I?m here. It is quite literally my job to help you.

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Dialog VALET But...sir... That is why I?m here. It is quite literally my job to help you.

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Dialog ARCHER You don?t have a job!

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Dialog ARCHER You don?t have a job!

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Action Notes The valet stands in silence as Archer continues to sit in the car.

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * Now close the door for me so I can * open it again myself! And then go * home and shut a door on your neck!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * Now close the door for me so I can * open it again myself! And then go * home and shut a door on your neck!

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Action Notes The valet stands in silence as Archer continues to sit in the car.

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Action Notes The valet stands in silence as Archer continues to sit in the car.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Action Notes The valet closes the door. Archer rolls the window down.

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * After you pick up my dry-cleaning!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * After you pick up my dry-cleaning!

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * Fine, I?ll call her, but only to * get her apology for lying to me * about missions. Action Notes BACK TO VAULT

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * Fine, I?ll call her, but only to * get her apology for lying to me * about missions. Action Notes BACK TO VAULT

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) * Fine, I?ll call her, but only to * get her apology for lying to me * about missions. Action Notes BACK TO VAULT

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Action Notes Archer dials Malory on speakerphone.

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Action Notes Archer dials Malory on speakerphone.

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Action Notes Archer dials Malory on speakerphone.

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Dialog CAROL/CHERYL (SPEAKERPHONE) * Malory Archer?s office--

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Dialog ARCHER * Yeah it?s Sterling, put me through.

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Dialog CAROL/CHERYL (SPEAKERPHONE) * Please hold!

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKERPHONE) * Well, well, well, if it isn?t my * son who stood me up--

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Action Notes Carol/Cheryl SCREAMS. GUNSHOTS BLARE over speakerphone.

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Dialog ARCHER * MOTHER! Are you there?!

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Dialog ARCHER * MOTHER! Are you there?!

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Dialog ARCHER * MOTHER! Are you there?!

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Dialog ARCHER * MOTHER! Are you there?!

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Dialog CAROL/CHERYL (SPEAKERPHONE) * Oh my god, Malory?s been hit...

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Dialog ARCHER * (panicked) * WHAT!! NO! Oh my god I never should?ve come on this mission just to prove a point--

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Dialog ARCHER * (panicked) * WHAT!! NO! Oh my god I never should?ve come on this mission just to prove a point--

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKER) * Ha! Elaborate Voicemail * Prank. Leave it!!

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKER) * Ha! Elaborate Voicemail * Prank. Leave it!!

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKER) * Ha! Elaborate Voicemail * Prank. Leave it!!

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKER) * Ha! Elaborate Voicemail * Prank. Leave it!!

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Dialog MALORY (SPEAKER) * Ha! Elaborate Voicemail * Prank. Leave it!!

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Action Notes Archer launches his phone in the face of RADAR?S TEDDY BEAR from MASH. This triggers a flow of GAS CLOUDS that HISS as they slowly emit from the corners of the room.

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Dialog ARCHER * I can?t believe I choked on a taste * of my own medicine.

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Dialog ARCHER * I can?t believe I choked on a taste * of my own medicine.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Action Notes Lana and Cyril start coughing.

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Dialog CYRIL * No I?m pretty sure that?s just the * toxic gas.

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Dialog CYRIL * No I?m pretty sure that?s just the * toxic gas.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Action Notes INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN - CONTINUOUS Pam?s tracking map starts beeping a RED ALERT on her monitor.

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Dialog PAM Oh shit! The dicks from JUNO have breached our perimeter!

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Dialog PAM Oh shit! The dicks from JUNO have breached our perimeter!

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Dialog PAM Oh shit! The dicks from JUNO have breached our perimeter!

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Dialog KRIEGER There?s only one thing we can do now...they need us...

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Dialog KRIEGER There?s only one thing we can do now...they need us...

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Dialog LANA (O.S. FROM THE INTERCOM) No--Do not come here! Get us help!

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Dialog LANA (O.S. FROM THE INTERCOM) No--Do not come here! Get us help!

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Dialog LANA (O.S. FROM THE INTERCOM) No--Do not come here! Get us help!

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Action Notes Krieger removes his HEADSET, throws a TURTLENECK on and loads up on TACTICAL GEAR.

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Action Notes Krieger removes his HEADSET, throws a TURTLENECK on and loads up on TACTICAL GEAR.

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Action Notes Krieger removes his HEADSET, throws a TURTLENECK on and loads up on TACTICAL GEAR.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM Oh hell yeah! Action Notes Pam rips off her sweater and rolls the neck up from a turtleneck that she was already wearing underneath. She finds a BONUS HOT WING in the folds of the neck.

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Dialog PAM (CONT?D) * Ha ha! Bonus turtleneck hot wing! * Sweet!

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Dialog PAM (CONT?D) * Ha ha! Bonus turtleneck hot wing! * Sweet!

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Dialog PAM (CONT?D) * Ha ha! Bonus turtleneck hot wing! * Sweet!

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Action Notes Archer waves gas out of his face while Cyril PUNCHES the door * over and over as if he is boxing.

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Dialog ARCHER (to Lana) You know, since I got out of my coma it?s been really enlightening to see how you treat people you allegedly ?care about.? Action Notes

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Dialog ARCHER (to Lana) You know, since I got out of my coma it?s been really enlightening to see how you treat people you allegedly ?care about.? Action Notes

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Dialog ARCHER (to Lana) You know, since I got out of my coma it?s been really enlightening to see how you treat people you allegedly ?care about.? Action Notes

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Dialog ARCHER (to Lana) You know, since I got out of my coma it?s been really enlightening to see how you treat people you allegedly ?care about.? Action Notes

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Action Notes Cyril coughs.

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Action Notes Cyril coughs.

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Action Notes Cyril coughs.

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Dialog LANA How I treat people I care about?!

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Dialog LANA How I treat people I care about?!

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Dialog ARCHER Keep them far away from you so you can do whatever you decide is best for you!

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Dialog ARCHER Keep them far away from you so you can do whatever you decide is best for you!

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Dialog LANA WOW, call Betty Crocker and tell her to adjust the recipe because that is too fucking RICH.

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Dialog LANA WOW, call Betty Crocker and tell her to adjust the recipe because that is too fucking RICH.

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Dialog ARCHER You send OUR daughter a million miles away to Swiss boarding school so you don?t have to deal with her?

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Dialog ARCHER You send OUR daughter a million miles away to Swiss boarding school so you don?t have to deal with her?

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Dialog LANA Don?t have to deal with her? I sent her there to receive the best education in the world instead of sitting around waiting for her dad to get out of a coma!

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Dialog LANA Don?t have to deal with her? I sent her there to receive the best education in the world instead of sitting around waiting for her dad to get out of a coma!

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Dialog ARCHER Oh, so I?m being punished because I CHOSE to be in a coma for three years.

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Dialog LANA Not everything is about you! We?re only in this stupid death trap because YOU do whatever YOU want!

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Dialog ARCHER This is bullshit. All of these stupid toys don?t mean anything, it?s all just stupid--

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Dialog ARCHER This is bullshit. All of these stupid toys don?t mean anything, it?s all just stupid-- Action Notes Archer notes a SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN FIGURINE. He stands up and walks closer to it.

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Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) Oh my god. A Six Million Dollar Man.

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Dialog CYRIL Archer, no--

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Dialog LANA Forget it.

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO:

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Action Notes Archer picks it up. He holds it for just a second when-- A TRAP DOOR opens underneath him! He disappears through the floor. CUT TO: