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The Best Project 🀨 😫 πŸ˜• @MikeMcQuaid

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me πŸ‘‹

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Principal Engineer in Communities (GitHub Engineer 2013 – Present)

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Project Leader on Homebrew (Homebrew Maintainer 2009 – Present)

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the best project πŸŽ‰

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avoiding legacy systems and building nicely from scratch βœ…

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doing things right the first time and avoiding failure βœ…

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well-staffed team with well-planned backlog of work βœ…

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project result: πŸ’©

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ignorance 🀨

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you know everything

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you know everything nothing

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(How I Get Things Done) https://mmq.lol/how

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(G.K.) Chesterton’s Fence

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β€œthis fence is useless, let’s remove it!” πŸ™…

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β€œthis fence was used for keeping sheep out, let’s remove it!” πŸ™Œ

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β€œthis code is useless, let’s remove it!” πŸ™…

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β€œthis code was used for keeping bots out, let’s remove it!” πŸ™Œ

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β€œthis code was used for ….? let’s be careful…” πŸ₯³

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incompetence 😫

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do things right the first time

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do things wrong the first time

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https://timharford.com/2022/05/cautionary-tales- bless-the-coal-black-hearts-of-the-broadway-critics/

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do things right the tenth time

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you will fail

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you will fail privately

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you will fail publicly (unless privately)

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failing privately == low cost

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failing privately == low traffic

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failing publicly == high traffic

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insignificance πŸ˜•

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huge ship! πŸ›³

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huge team! 🏒

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huge scope! πŸ”­

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huge risk! πŸ’£

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tiny ship! πŸ›Ά

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tiny team! πŸ‘­

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tiny scope! πŸ”¬

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tiny risk! 😌

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your MVP is not very M

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your MVP is not released yet

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the worst project πŸŽ‰

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built on legacy systems with little understanding β›”

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shipping hacks to clean up later and failing early, often β›”

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under-staffed team doing unplanned and backlog work β›”

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project result: πŸ₯³

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😫 assumed ignorance 😫 expected incompetence πŸ˜• initial insignificance

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πŸ§‘πŸŽ“ assumed ignorance 🧘 expected incompetence πŸ” initial insignificance

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questions? πŸ™‹ https://mmq.lol/best/ @MikeMcQuaid mike@mikemcquaid.com