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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park Todd Gardner @toddhgardner

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures An Uncomfortably Close Look

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “We were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn’t stop to think if we should” Dr. Ian Malcolm

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Todd Gardner VP Informatics and Automation

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John Hammond CEO Robert Muldoon VP Security Ray Arnold VP Operations Henry Wu Genetics Todd Gardner VP Informatics Dennis Nedry Sr. Software Developer Jurassic Park Division Leadership

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “Hold on to your butts…” Ray Arnold

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Build is Unique

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Build is fun!

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Enable Ninja Developers

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Digging for the Details

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “Boot up the door locks!” Dr. Alan Grant

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Bus Factor

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Dilophosaurus Factor

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures You Didn’t Say the Magic Word

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Maintenance Time

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Handling Outages

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures What amazing thing could you have built instead?

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Costs to Build ! Developer Time ! Maintenance Time ! Opportunity Cost

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo” Ray Arnold

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Maturity is overrated.

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park use

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buy is Fast

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buy Sucks

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Software Installation Project

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Project Manager with a shotgun

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures 55% of Software Projects Fail 2016 CIO.com Study

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Not-Invented-Here Syndrome

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Industry-Standard Workflow

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures System Configurability

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Vendor Lock-In

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Sticky

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “It’s a UNIX System, I Know This!” Lex Murphy

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures RaptR: “Securing the Unsecurable”

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Unsustainability

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Mud on our Face

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “That is one big pile of JavaScript” Dr. Ian Malcolm

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Hello Newman!

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures The Questions We Should Have Asked

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Impact of Failure

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Competitive Advantage or Competitive Parity

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “If you couldn’t sell it, buy it” Dylan Beattie

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures “If you couldn’t sell it, buy it” Dylan Beattie contribute

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Bias for Building

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Don’t Make it Policy

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Error Monitoring an example

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Build? ! Edge Cases ! Costs to Build

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Alerting Anomaly Detection Backup Monitoring the Monitoring Infrastructure Security Building JavaScript Monitoring

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buy? ! Fast ! Sustainability

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Outside Money

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Opportunity Cost

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Questions to Ask ! What is our bias? ! What is the Impact of Failure? ! Could we sell it? ! What could we do instead? ! Is this sustainable?

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures HovedoyaIsland

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Jurassic Park © 1993 Universal Pictures Todd Gardner @toddhgardner Buildvs Buy Software Systems at Jurassic Park