Asynchronous wombats - some of the communication issues from our differences we face on GitHub

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Daijirō Wachi @watilde Asynchronous wombats DIFFERENCES

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npm whoami --long { "id": "@watilde", "name": "Daijirō Wachi", "devCommunities": [ "Node.js Japanese localisation team", "Node.js Intl WG", "Nodeschool", "Nodebots", "ECMA402" ] }

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$ npm view me@2015.10 npm view me@2015.10.19

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npm view me@2016.07.30

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something crashed

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something error I get an error when I run npm install on your repository

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something is something

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Time diﬀerences

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conversational ball

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asynchronous communication

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Language diﬀerences English: Hello Dutch: Hallo Japanese: ͜Μʹͪ͸

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Feature requests new option new api new syntax new subcommand won’t fix update docs

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Metcalfe's law function metcalfe (n) { return n * (n - 1) / 2 } mtcalfe(2) // => 1 mtcalfe(5) // => 6 mtcalfe(12) // => 66 Image from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metcalfe%27s_law

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mtcalfe(wombats)

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Complexity = D * L * N Distance(Time Zone) x Language Diﬀerences x Network Size(Involved peeps) } - Communication Organization

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Asynchronous way Promise.all([ hello, myEnv, myError, myQuestion, bestRegards ]).then(message => { return postIssue(message); }, function(misunderstand) { iFixedByMyselfBecause(misunderstand); });

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• Documentation: answer first, before questions come • README.md, CONTRIBUTING.md, ISSUE_TEMPLATE.md • Reproduce: use the same environment to reporters AMAP • Same Node.js Version nvm • Same npm version npmbrew • Same platform amazon.com Tools