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Linda van de Vooren
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Pro-crasti-testing
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“Always code as if the guy who ends up
maintaining your code will be a voilent
psychopath who knows where you live.”
- John Woods
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// I'm sorry.
// Magic. Do not touch..
stop(); //Hammertime!.
//I was told to update
the repo, so I made this
comment
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42.
//drunk, fix later.
last=first; //Biblical reference.
//Please work
//Code sanitized to protect the foolish
// This returns true if this control is supposed to
be doing anything at all for this request. Richard
thought it was a good idea to load an entire
website during every request and have things
turn themselves off. He also thought bandanas
and aviator sunglasses were “fuckin’ gnarly,
dude.” .
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Whoopsies
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Defenestration
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Enterprise
Multi team
First steps Cherry pick Everything
Organization scope →
Test scope →
Lakitna.nl/tar
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Summary
Identify your strengths
Identify when you should ask for help
Use your strengths
For yourself
For others
Know when to stop running into that wall
Actually ask for help
Hire me if you want things to be thrown out of windows
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https://www.LindavandeVooren.nl/EuroSTAR2025/
I have so many stickers, please come find me if you want some
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