The Photography Gang Meets Greg Abate

by Michael Hilliger

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Scene 1 Duration 00 01 Panel 1 Duration 00 01 Notes JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 1 Duration 02 01 Dialog RANDY: Well, here we are in the photo convention!

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 3 Duration 01 21 Dialog DAKOTA: Thanks for that exposition dialogue.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 4 Duration 01 10 Dialog DAKOTA: Very natural sentence,

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 5 Duration 01 23 Dialog DAKOTA: Sounds like something we'd say all the time.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 6 Duration 01 23 Dialog RANDY: Let us ask that man over there...

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 7 Duration 00 18 Dialog RANDY: ...if he would like to buy photos from us.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 8 Duration 00 08 Dialog RANDY: ...if he would like to buy photos from us.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 9 Duration 00 07 Dialog RANDY: ...if he would like to buy photos from us.

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Scene 7 Duration 12 05 Panel 10 Duration 00 14 Dialog RANDY: ...if he would like to buy photos from us.

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Scene 8 Duration 03 17 Panel 1 Duration 01 06 Dialog RANDY: Excuse me.

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Scene 8 Duration 03 17 Panel 2 Duration 01 23 Dialog RANDY: Buy photos please?

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Scene 8 Duration 03 17 Panel 3 Duration 00 12 Dialog RANDY: You will earn my love and affection.

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Scene 9 Duration 03 11 Panel 3 Duration 00 11 Notes == AUDIENCE CHEERING SFX ==

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Scene 9 Duration 03 11 Panel 4 Duration 01 11 Notes == AUDIENCE CHEERING SFX ==

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Scene 10 Duration 03 20 Panel 1 Duration 03 20 Dialog CARL: Oh my god! It's Jazz Saxophonist Greg Abate!

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Scene 11 Duration 04 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 08 Dialog GREG: Heheh. Somethin' like that.

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Scene 11 Duration 04 00 Panel 2 Duration 02 16 Notes = = OFFSCREEN AUDIENCE ROARING WITH LAUGHTER = =

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Scene 12 Duration 10 00 Panel 1 Duration 04 08 Dialog DAKOTA: Mr. Abate! Did you know that Photography can really heighten your Music Business?

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Scene 12 Duration 10 00 Panel 2 Duration 00 20 Dialog GREG: Somethin' like that.

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Scene 12 Duration 10 00 Panel 3 Duration 02 21 Notes = = OFFSCREEN AUDIENCE ROARING WITH LAUGHTER = =

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Scene 12 Duration 10 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 04 Dialog DAKOTA: Okay. He's refusing to pay.

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Scene 12 Duration 10 00 Panel 5 Duration 00 19 Dialog DAKOTA: Get the bat.

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Scene 13 Duration 03 23 Panel 1 Duration 00 14 Notes = = OMINOUS HORROR MUSIC PLAYS = =

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Scene 15 Duration 01 20 Panel 1 Duration 01 20 Notes = = OMINOUS HORROR MUSIC PLAYS = =

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Scene 17 Duration 01 11 Panel 1 Duration 00 09 Notes = = Cheerful Music Plays = =

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Scene 17 Duration 01 11 Panel 2 Duration 00 16 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the ballgame!

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Scene 17 Duration 01 11 Panel 3 Duration 00 10 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the ballgame!

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Scene 18 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 00 07 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the ballgame!

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Scene 18 Duration 01 00 Panel 3 Duration 00 09 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the ballgame!

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Scene 19 Duration 01 13 Panel 1 Duration 00 12 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the crowd!

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Scene 20 Duration 03 09 Panel 1 Duration 00 06 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the crowd!

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Scene 20 Duration 03 09 Panel 5 Duration 00 23 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the crowd!

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Scene 20 Duration 03 09 Panel 6 Duration 01 03 Dialog (SINGING): Take me out to the crowd!

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Scene 21_A Duration 04 11 Panel 1 Duration 00 08 Dialog (SINGING): For it's one! ...one!... one strike you're out!

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Scene 21_A Duration 04 11 Panel 7 Duration 00 12 Dialog (SINGING): For it's one! ...one!... one strike you're out!

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Scene 22 Duration 03 14 Panel 1 Duration 00 05 Dialog ALL: At the...

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Scene 22 Duration 03 14 Panel 2 Duration 00 12 Dialog ALL: Old...!

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Scene 22 Duration 03 14 Panel 6 Duration 00 22 Dialog ALL: Gaaaameee!!!

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Scene 23 Duration 04 20 Panel 1 Duration 04 20 Dialog (THEY ALL LAUGH HEARTILY)

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Scene 24 Duration 07 06 Panel 1 Duration 00 17 Dialog DAKOTA: He he.

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Scene 24 Duration 07 06 Panel 2 Duration 00 16 Dialog DAKOTA: Ha ha.

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Scene 24 Duration 07 06 Panel 3 Duration 01 20 Dialog DAKOTA: So, uh, now that we've earned your trust,

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Scene 24 Duration 07 06 Panel 4 Duration 00 19 Dialog DAKOTA: Uh, maybe you can sign...

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Scene 24 Duration 07 06 Panel 5 Duration 02 17 Dialog DAKOTA: ...a contract with us for ten million dollars.

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Scene 25 Duration 01 21 Panel 1 Duration 00 23 Dialog GREG: Hehe. Somehin' like that.

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Scene 25 Duration 01 21 Panel 2 Duration 00 22 Dialog GREG: Hehe. Somehin' like that.

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Scene 27 Duration 01 09 Panel 1 Duration 00 17 Dialog ALL EXCEPT GREG: Hooray!

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Scene 27 Duration 01 09 Panel 3 Duration 00 08 Dialog GREG: (INCOHERENT MUMBLING).

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Scene 28 Duration 08 06 Panel 1 Duration 02 11 Dialog DAKOTA: And thus ends, another Craptastic Adventure!

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Scene 28 Duration 08 06 Panel 2 Duration 00 04 Dialog DAKOTA: And thus ends, another Craptastic Adventure!

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Scene 28 Duration 08 06 Panel 3 Duration 00 03 Dialog DAKOTA: And thus ends, another Craptastic Adventure!

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Scene 28 Duration 08 06 Panel 4 Duration 04 06 Dialog CARL: Hey Dakota. We're being sued by Greg Abate's Estate for Ten Million Dollars Because We Failed to Secure His Likeness To Use in This Cartoon.

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Scene 28 Duration 08 06 Panel 5 Duration 01 06 Dialog DAKOTA: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!

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Scene 29 Duration 06 06 Panel 1 Duration 06 06 Notes (JAZZY 'TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME' SENDS US OUT). END OF STORY, BRO!