What’s wrong with php? - Speaker Deck

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What’s wrong with PHP? FOSDEM - PHP and Friends - February 3rd - Brussels (Belgium) http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/raindrift/7095238893/in/photostream/

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Ole Michaelis @CodeStars github.com/nesQuick blog.codestars.eu

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Working @Jimdo “Open Source Rockstar”

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DONT FEED THE TROLLS aka disclaimer 2 Sides: Internal vs External I only do external Internal: PHP6 usw... DONT TAKE ME SERIOUS! No Flamewar

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So, what’s wrong with PHP? Let’s tie it up from the beginning http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/raindrift/7095238893/in/photostream/ This blog post, you know it? Do you ever feel that there’s something wrong with php?

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The story of a language nobody likes

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PHP SUCKS! (don’t kill me right now, there are a few points left)

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I can’t name it!

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ﬁnally there was one thing...

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Open Source

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Open Source FUCK YEAH!

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dafuq? php is #6 on github

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sites running PHP 20.000.000

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http://rogchap.com/2011/09/06/top-40-website-programming-languages/

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So why this?

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Let’s see well.......

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Let’s see well.......

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Let’s see well.......

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Let’s see well.......

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Let’s see well.......

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Let’s see well.......

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I can’t continue

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I can’t continue

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Gotcha! This is how THEY know php! fist attempt: WP code this is mine from 2008

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But... can’t we just ﬁx it? might be me, on ﬁxing php

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indeed, we can and it’s not that hard http://farm3.static.ﬂickr.com/2177/2238271809_3601c302b0.jpg

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3 easy steps to ﬁx php Whoop whoop! A guide to fix php

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1. Participate! http://munich2012.drupal.org/program/sessions/php-core-get-rid-bugs-and-contribute | https://wiki.php.net/ rfc/voting | https://edit.php.net/ | https://github.com/php/php-src | https://bugs.php.net/ Open Source!

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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2. Make it happen! and do it open source

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3. Spread the word! really, do it! Fabien Potencier Anthony Ferra Jordi Boggiano Nils Adermann Nikita Popov Lorena Mitchell Michael Maclean Wim Godden

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the new world a few free arguments just tailored for you

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super easy for beginners CAT CONTENT!!!

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super easy for beginners CAT CONTENT!!!

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super easy for beginners CAT CONTENT!!!

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super easy for beginners CAT CONTENT!!!

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super easy for beginners CAT CONTENT!!!

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Open Source FUCK YEAH! Homebrew - 2462 rails - 1730 Symfony - 602 ZF 2 - 352

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Open Source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004 Homebrew - 2462 rails - 1730 Symfony - 602 ZF 2 - 352

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Open Source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004 Homebrew - 2462 rails - 1730 Symfony - 602 ZF 2 - 352

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Let’s get serious

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Programmers wanted december 2011 regarding to craiglist.com http://www.udemy.com/blog/modern-language-wars/ According to Craiglist.com, most companies are looking for developers fluent in php

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same for job postings http://www.udemy.com/blog/modern-language-wars/

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number of developers http://www.udemy.com/blog/modern-language-wars/

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Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better than you think” http://fabien.potencier.org/article/64/php-is-much-better-than-you-think “PHP is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... .

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Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better than you think” http://fabien.potencier.org/article/64/php-is-much-better-than-you-think “PHP is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... . ever.”

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Thank you! Follow me on Twitter @CodeStars Follow me on Github github.com/nesQuick

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Questions? Ask now or ping me later: @CodeStars or [email protected]

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Sources http://www.sxc.hu/photo/536650 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2238271809_3601c302b0.jpg http://www.flickr.com/photos/tekkebln/6674676047/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/ladytimeless/6872017034/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/buhtterfly/3711487510/sizes/l/in/photostream/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/dopey/6273168640/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/stickwithjosh/5288115744/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/hugo90/4455412652/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/shebalso/7051794259/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/christophedelsol/6875754732/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/ffx-florbelasfotographix/3593162929/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/tom-poes/2525316618/ http://blog.claudiupersoiu.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_2959.jpg Lot’s of thanks and love to all the people who supported me: Elena <3 Nils JIMDO Fridel Z Magda Jens Rocco Joscha Soenke