The Cube Rule of Food Identification

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The Cube Rule of Food Identiﬁcation

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ﬁrst, we asked: are hot dogs sandwiches?

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New York said yes.

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ﬁrst, hot dogs

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then,

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the wars began

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The Sandwich Alignment Chart tried to bring order

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but only chaos ensued

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then spake the holy prophet @Phosphatide

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blessing us with the grand uniﬁed theory of food identiﬁcation

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The Cube Rule

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ᶃ Toast

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ᶃ Toast popular examples pizza nigiri sushi pumkin pie (slice)

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ᶄ Sandwich

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popular examples lasagna toast (made and photographed by me, Ryan. It was okay) (multi-decker type) quesadilla (non-folded) ᶄ Sandwich

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ᶅ Taco

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ᶅ Taco popular examples hot dog sub sandwich (uncut) slice of pie (taco on its side)

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ᶆ Sushi

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ᶆ Sushi popular examples falafel wrap enchilada pigs in a blanket

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ᶇ Quiche

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ᶇ Quiche popular examples soup cheesecake falafel pita (in a bread bowl)

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salad deep-dish pizza key lime pie (in a bread bowl) ᶇ Quiche bonus round

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ᶈ Calzone

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ᶈ Calzone popular examples burrito corn dog pie (whole)

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dumplings pop-tarts uncrustables (unbitten) ᶈ Calzone bonus round

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Additional Cube Rulings

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† Salad

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soup fried rice spaghetti (a wet salad) popular examples † Salad

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Mufﬁns type ᶃ, toast or any other block of starch (raw, unsliced)

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Rice You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.

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Vanilla Soy Latte A three-bean soup.

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Thank you.

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References • https://twitter.com/kadybat/status/883516550216507392 • https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/859117370455060481 • https://twitter.com/Phosphatide/status/974067376894328833