What's wrong with PHP? - Speaker Deck

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4Developers - April 12th - Warsaw (Poland) What’s wrong with PHP?

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me, myself and I Ole Michaelis @CodeStars github.com/nesQuick codestars.eu

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working @Jimdo “Open Source Rockstar”

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working @Jimdo “Open Source Rockstar”

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don’t feed the trolls! kind of a disclaimer

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so, what’s wrong with php?

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the story of a language nobody likes!

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PHP SUCKS!

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but, finally there was one thing ...

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open source

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open source FUCK YEAH!

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dafuq?

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dafuq? php is #6 on github

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* 8.000.000 Jimdo pages :D 20.000.000* sites running on PHP

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so why is it?

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

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please STOP this!

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please STOP this!

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yep! got it This is how THEY know PHP!

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but... can’t we just fix it? could be me, trying to fixing php

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indeed, we can and it should not be that hard! http://farm3.static.ﬂickr.com/2177/2238271809_3601c302b0.jpg

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3 easy steps to fix php

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1. participate http://munich2012.drupal.org/program/sessions/php-core-get-rid-bugs-and-contribute | https://wiki.php.net/rfc/voting | https:// edit.php.net/ | https://github.com/php/php-src | https://bugs.php.net/

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2. make it happen

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2. make it happen

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3. spread the word

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dark side well, we should talk about that too

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the new world a few free arguments just tailored for you http://www.flickr.com/photos/zanthia/6683299491/in/set-72157603955402874/

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super easy for beginners ohohh! cat content

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open source

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open source FUCK YEAH!

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open source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004

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open source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004

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open source to the rescue

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more than web

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libraries SPL and tons of build-in functions plus packagist

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let’s get serious

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programmers wanted http://www.udemy.com/blog/modern-language-wars/ According to Craiglist.com, most companies are looking for developers fluent in php

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they want you, really

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Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better then you think” “PHP is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... .

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Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better then you think” “PHP is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... . ever.”

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thank you! follow me on Twitter @CodeStars or github.com/nesQuick

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questions? ask now or ping me later: @CodeStars or [email protected]

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