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4. EXT. FAWN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - DAY
Fawn knocks on the door.
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90A FAWN
(DREADING) Okay, here we go...
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MEREDITH, a very plucky badger, holding a cute BABY BADGER on her hip, answers.
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92 MEREDITH
Awww, look who's here! Awww, it's Auntie Fawn! Only twenty minutes late!
92A FAWN
Hi...
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MEREDITH, a very plucky badger, holding a cute BABY BADGER on her hip, answers.
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93 FAWN
Ohh. (GIGGLES) Sorry, I overslept.
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INT. FAWN?S FRIEND?S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Fawn enters a spotless suburban living room with tasteful soft beige decor and lots of "Live Laugh Love" type wall art.
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94 MEREDITH
Okay, jealous! Come on in, sorry it's so messy.
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INT. FAWN?S FRIEND?S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Fawn enters a spotless suburban living room with tasteful soft beige decor and lots of "Live Laugh Love" type wall art.
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94 MEREDITH
Okay, jealous! Come on in, sorry it's so messy.
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INT. FAWN?S FRIEND?S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Fawn enters a spotless suburban living room with tasteful soft beige decor and lots of "Live Laugh Love" type wall art.
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INT. FAWN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Fawn enters a spotless suburban living room with tasteful soft beige decor and lots of "Live Laugh Love" type wall art.
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95 FAWN
(UNDER HER BREATH) This is messy? Oh fuck you.
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96 MEREDITH
What's that?
97 FAWN
I said you're glowing!
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98 MEREDITH
I know! It's incredible. I don't even know who I was before I birthed this little miracle. ---
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98 MEREDITH
--- You wanna hold Luca?
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Meredith hands Fawn the baby.
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101 FAWN
Oh! Oh-- okay. He's here...
He immediately starts trying to nurse from Fawn?s chest.
103 MEREDITH / 102 FAWN
Look at you holding that baby! When are you gonna settle down, Miss Thang? / ...um, he's trying to--
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104 FAWN
(STRUGGLING WITH BABY) Yeah, it's kinda rough out there.
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Fawn tries to shift the baby away from her boob, but he squirms closer and bares his teeth.
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105 MEREDITH
Thank god I met Keith. If I had to date again I would honestly kill myself.
106 FAWN
Okay--
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107 MEREDITH
Like crossbow to my temple.---
107A FAWN
Ummm...
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107 MEREDITH
--- Bang. Tomato soup everywhere.
108 FAWN
(DISTRACTED BY BABY) Yeah no, totally.
The baby grabs Fawn's chest with both paws, as Fawn pushes it away by its forehead.
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109 MEREDITH
Awww, he's flirting!
109A FAWN
Okay...
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The baby grabs Fawn's chest with both paws, as Fawn pushes it away by its forehead.
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109B MEREDITH
Speaking of, have you been seeing anyone?
110 FAWN
Ummm... I kinda dated this gay moose.
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111 MEREDITH
(ENJOYING IT) Oh nooooo, gay moose!
112 FAWN
Yeah. ---
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112 FAWN
--- Before that, I-- I like hooked up with one of my dad's friends.
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113 MEREDITH
Ewww!! Do more.
114 FAWN
Actually-- this is bad, but I let this weird owl go down on me, and now he won't leave me and my friends alone.
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115 MEREDITH
(SQUEALS) You're such a hot mess! I love it so much!
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FAWN (STUNNED),
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116 FAWN
(STUNNED) Hot-- hot mess?
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117 MEREDITH
Oopsie. Mom brain! I just meant that you have no responsibilities and nothing you do matters, ---
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117 MEREDITH
----you know?
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The baby starts to kick and cry.
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118 FAWN
I'm sorry, my-- this thing is like really trying to bite my tits.
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The baby starts to kick and cry.
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119 MEREDITH
Aww, time for your nap, mister!
119A FAWN
Yeah.
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Meredith takes the baby back.
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120 MEREDITH
(TO FAWN) It was so good to see you.
121 FAWN
What? But I just got here--
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122 MEREDITH
Nap time is sacred. You'll understand one day. (WARMLY) But for now, just enjoy having nothing---
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122 MEREDITH
---and no one.
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122A FAWN
Okay.
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Meredith exits, leaving Fawn all alone.
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123 FAWN
Oh my god. Is my life... bad?
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Meredith exits, leaving Fawn all alone.
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124 KEITH (O.S.)
Babe, I'm gonna shower. Is your sad friend with the bad life gone yet?
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Just then, Meredith's husband, KEITH calls from upstairs.
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124A FAWN
(YELLS BACK) Leaving now! Bye Keith!
Fawn leaves.
124B KEITH (O.S.)
Bye Fawn!