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abusing emoji …even more. poor fucking emoji.

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@holman

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“emoji” is ! for: use a proper encoding library, dammit “ ”

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i love ing things

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control+⌘+space

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control+⌘+space 10.10.3:

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what trouble can we get into?

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emoji hostnames

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emoji user passwords

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…no emoji at lock screen = PERFECT SECURITY

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emoji home directories

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emoji home directories (“advanced options”)

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emoji home directories

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emoji home directories

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real-world

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danny

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most oppressively british friend i have

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emojiOS

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@holman