Don't use Git - Speaker Deck

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DON'T USE GIT @svenpet

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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS CONTAINING SARCASTIC CONTENT THE PRESENTER LOVES GIT AND APOLOGIES FOR ANY CONFUSION BEFOREHAND IRONY R Hypersensitivity to occasional profanity requires covering ears. OCCASIONAL PROFANITY (SORRY MOM!)

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Sven Peters Atlassian Ambassador @svenpet svenpet.com

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SV Atlassian Ambassador TODAY I'M JUST N E

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SV Atlassian Ambassador N TODAY I'M JUST

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IT'S A DISEASE

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Unnecessary Products

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BIC UNDERWEAR

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PETWATER

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J2EE thanks SUN

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NOW AND

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LINUX

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SOURCE OPEN made for hippies

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WORKING OFFLINE 1 GIT PROPAGANDA

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BROWSING HISTORY IS LIGHTNING FAST GIT PROPAGANDA

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WORKING OFFLINE DISCONNECTED =

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CONNECT WITH YOUR TEAM IN THE OFFICE

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DISCONNECTS US

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BRANCHING IS CHEAP 2 GIT PROPAGANDA

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FEATURES BRANCHES CLEANER DEVELOPMENT WITH GIT PROPAGANDA

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master DEVELOP 1.1 hotfix REALEASE 1.1.2

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BRANCHING IS CHEAP TOO COMPLICATED BUT for developers

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IS ENOUGH ONE BRANCH users can try out and find bugs in half finished features worked for years

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NEVER CHANGE A RUNNING SYSTEM

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IS TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS THAT WORK

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BRANCHING IS FAST 3 GIT PROPAGANDA

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GIT PROPAGANDA YOU CREATE BRANCHES LOCALLY that's lightning fast

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BRANCHING IS FAST TIME FOR A BREAK BUT NO NATURAL

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CHECKOUT BRANCH CODE

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CHECKOUT BRANCH CODE

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CHECKOUT get a coffee and meet people chat with team mates about the weekends check Facebook During

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MAKES YOU UNSOCIAL

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MANY POSSIBILITIES 4 GIT PROPAGANDA

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STAGING AREA LOCAL BRANCH REMOTE BRANCH STAGE COMMIT PUSH GIT PROPAGANDA

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COMMIT

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MANY POSSIBILITIES NO ACCIDENTALLY COMMITS MEANS

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WHERE IS THE FUN?

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IS LESS FUN & BORING

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EASY MERGING 5 GIT PROPAGANDA

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MERGING JUST WORKS git merge that's it GIT PROPAGANDA

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EASY MERGING TEAM EXPERIENCE MEANS NO

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Let's merge now

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MERGE CONFLICT CONVERSATIONS BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER

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IS DESTROYING TEAMS

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DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP IN A WORLD OF ! ! ! DISTRIBUTED VERSION CONTROL SYSTEMS

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Thanks! @svenpet svenpet.com/talks