Slide 1

Slide 1 text

Orientation 101 Welcome, new citizens!

Slide 2

Slide 2 text

This is the city It stretches to infinity

Slide 3

Slide 3 text

The city is a governed by an all-powerful AI

Slide 4

Slide 4 text

No content

Slide 5

Slide 5 text

The AI decides how the city’s finite resources are distributed

Slide 6

Slide 6 text

The core of its approach is to reward ‘wellness’

Slide 7

Slide 7 text

A high level of physical and mental fitness. “Wellness

Slide 8

Slide 8 text

A “well” society is happier, healthier, and more productive

Slide 9

Slide 9 text

Each day, the AI grades you and places you in a list

Slide 10

Slide 10 text

The people at the top of the list get the most rewards

Slide 11

Slide 11 text

How do I rank higher in the results? “

Slide 12

Slide 12 text

The AI defines ‘wellness’ in the form of 3 laws

Slide 13

Slide 13 text

1 You must be healthy You must eat a balanced diet. You must exercise regularly. You must be strong, fast and flexible. You must be fit, in mind and body. “THE FIRST LAW

Slide 14

Slide 14 text

2 You must be creative You must be innovative, stand out, surprise and delight. You must write, play music, or create beautiful art. You must challenge how people think and behave. You must create a legacy. “THE SECOND LAW

Slide 15

Slide 15 text

3 You must be popular You must be well-known, and well-liked. You must meet new people. You must maintain a healthy and diverse network. You must be talked about, wanted, loved. “THE THIRD LAW

Slide 16

Slide 16 text

Excelling in all of these areas requires a lot of hard work!

Slide 17

Slide 17 text

...and we don’t know how well we’re doing in each category.

Slide 18

Slide 18 text

This is a perfect system

Slide 19

Slide 19 text

And it adapts to change

Slide 20

Slide 20 text

It’s even starting to be able to predict the future

Slide 21

Slide 21 text

We are imperfect

Slide 22

Slide 22 text

Some people spend all their time trying to reverse-engineer their grades

Slide 23

Slide 23 text

Some try to cheat, and to trick the machine

Slide 24

Slide 24 text

...and many people cheat a little bit

Slide 25

Slide 25 text

Some spend all of their energy campaigning about how the system is unfair.

Slide 26

Slide 26 text

Some say that the system is evil

Slide 27

Slide 27 text

Do not worry, good citizens!

Slide 28

Slide 28 text

But not everybody is as well-behaved as you are...

Slide 29

Slide 29 text

So the system introduced a fourth law

Slide 30

Slide 30 text

ERROR ERROR 4 “THE FOURTH LAW You must act with integrity You must be completely honest and transparent in all of your dealings with The System. You must not attempt to deceive The System. Trust that The System knows best. Deceiving the system may lead to punishment.

Slide 31

Slide 31 text

I know what you’re thinking

Slide 32

Slide 32 text

Anyway, the system prefers rehabilitation to punishment

Slide 33

Slide 33 text

It even provides us with envoy droids to advise us

Slide 34

Slide 34 text

If you have any questions, you can ask them - there are some here today!

Slide 35

Slide 35 text

Okay - let’s explore a case study

Slide 36

Slide 36 text

We’re privileged to be joined by a very special guest today

Slide 37

Slide 37 text

Stand up, Taco!

Slide 38

Slide 38 text

This is a story about Taco’s journey

Slide 39

Slide 39 text

Many you know that Taco contributes to society through stand-up comedy

Slide 40

Slide 40 text

I’m sure you know that, Taco contributes to society through stand-up comedy

Slide 41

Slide 41 text

His problem was, he’d just kept doing what he’d always done

Slide 42

Slide 42 text

He didn’t want to change the way he’d always done things.

Slide 43

Slide 43 text

But to improve his position, he realised he’d have to change

Slide 44

Slide 44 text

1 You must be healthy You must eat a balanced diet. You must exercise regularly. You must be strong, fast and flexible. You must be fit, in mind and body. “THE FIRST LAW

Slide 45

Slide 45 text

So, he audited his health

Slide 46

Slide 46 text

But there was no magic bullet

Slide 47

Slide 47 text

He had loads of small bugs

Slide 48

Slide 48 text

And, nobody’s perfect, right?

Slide 49

Slide 49 text

But it wasn’t just his health which was impacted by all of these bugs

Slide 50

Slide 50 text

1 “THE FIRST LAW You must be healthy You must eat a balanced diet. You must exercise regularly. You must be strong, fast and flexible. You must be fit, in mind and body.

Slide 51

Slide 51 text

One night, a man approached him, and introduced himself as Mr Grey

Slide 52

Slide 52 text

2 You must be creative You must be innovative, stand out, surprise and delight. You must write, play music, or create beautiful art. You must challenge how people think and behave. You must create a legacy. “THE SECOND LAW

Slide 53

Slide 53 text

So he paid Mr Grey to write him some new content

Slide 54

Slide 54 text

But then, things went wrong

Slide 55

Slide 55 text

His rankings dropped even further

Slide 56

Slide 56 text

2 You must be creative You must be innovative, stand out, surprise and delight. You must write, play music, or create beautiful art. You must challenge how people think and behave. You must create a legacy. “THE SECOND LAW

Slide 57

Slide 57 text

But Mr Grey insisted that the problem wasn’t the content...

Slide 58

Slide 58 text

He said that he could get him more industry links & coverage

Slide 59

Slide 59 text

He said that, it was normal to use an agent to build links

Slide 60

Slide 60 text

3 You must be popular You must be well-known, and well-liked. You must meet new people. You must maintain a healthy and diverse network. You must be talked about, wanted, loved. “THE THIRD LAW

Slide 61

Slide 61 text

He got introductions to influential journalists, peers and influencers

Slide 62

Slide 62 text

Mr Grey told him not to worry, and that they should do something bigger

Slide 63

Slide 63 text

So he invested a fortune in producing content for big PR campaign

Slide 64

Slide 64 text

Taco was starting to wonder if he’d been getting bad advice

Slide 65

Slide 65 text

3 You must be popular You must be well-known, and well-liked. You must meet new people. You must maintain a healthy and diverse network. You must be talked about, wanted, loved. “THE THIRD LAW

Slide 66

Slide 66 text

So when Mr Grey approached him again...

Slide 67

Slide 67 text

He said that, were rumours of other places, beyond the wastelands

Slide 68

Slide 68 text

Obviously, this is nonsense

Slide 69

Slide 69 text

Things were looking bad for Taco

Slide 70

Slide 70 text

Then, he had a moment of realisation

Slide 71

Slide 71 text

His problem was that he’d only been thinking about himself.

Slide 72

Slide 72 text

The secret to getting all of this right, is to think about your impact on others

Slide 73

Slide 73 text

He went on a diet, and started exercising more regularly

Slide 74

Slide 74 text

He started writing new content, which was designed to appeal to his audience

Slide 75

Slide 75 text

He changed how he was talking to influencers, and made sure he was adding value

Slide 76

Slide 76 text

Now, Taco is on the road to recovery

Slide 77

Slide 77 text

That’s the end of our story

Slide 78

Slide 78 text

You have access to a life coach

Slide 79

Slide 79 text

It’s time for you to go out into the city

Slide 80

Slide 80 text

No content

Slide 81

Slide 81 text

Good luck, new citizens!