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IMPORTANT CODE ALIVE Keeping
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IMPORTANT CODE ALIVE Keeping An EXercise in Open source, psychology, And software engineering
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Now. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...
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A Long Time AGo In A GalaXy Far Far Away...
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A Long Time AGo In A GalaXy Far Far Away...
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A Long Time AGo In A GalaXy Far Far Away... OPEN SOURCE It s a Story ’ Actually ABOUT
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MID 2010 NODEJITSU STARTED In NODE.JS WAS LIKE AND BACK THEN
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THE WILD WEST
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THE WILD WEST Or Maybe...
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AN UNTOUCHED PARADISE?
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AN UNTOUCHED PARADISE? Some might say...
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THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE?
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THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE? NO MATTER WHAT...
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THE MODULES WE NEEDED Were like...
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404 not found SO, like many others
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404 not found SO, like many others WE WROTE THEM
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404 not found SO, like many others WE WROTE THEM OURselves
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THE BEST FEELINGS Ever. For Serious. CERTAINLY ONE OF
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WRITE NODE.jS MODULES WE WANT YOU TO
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And WE DID!
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And WE DID! LAST MONTH, Just my own npm modules totaled over...
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10,000,000+ downloads Source: npm-stats.com
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IT WAS Truly Humbling 10,000,000+ downloads Source: npm-stats.com
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IT WAS Truly Humbling 10,000,000+ downloads Source: npm-stats.com But IT WAS ALSO...
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ABSOLUTELY TERRIfying
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BECAUSE BACK TO OUR STORY...
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BECAUSE BACK TO OUR STORY... IT TURNS OUT
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RUNNING A STARTUP
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RUNNING A STARTUP Is A LOT OF WORK
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REMEMBER THAT SUPER HAPPY FEELING?
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FROM YOUR USERS TOTALLY SUCKS TAKING ABUSE “ ” It turns out JUST
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40#&'6$,*/(/*$& Please: BE #$%@ing Nice
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ASIDE
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ASIDE USING TWITTER IS LIKE....
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....EXCEPT 140 CHARACTERS IS EVEN WORSE. ASIDE USING TWITTER IS LIKE....
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CULTIVATE PERSONAL INTERACTION
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CULTIVATE PERSONAL INTERACTION WHEN IN DOUBT, FOLLow-up Privately
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CULTIVATE PERSONAL INTERACTION WHEN IN DOUBT, FOLLow-up Privately THINK OF IT AS DISCRETION.
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CULTIVATE PERSONAL INTERACTION WHEN IN DOUBT, FOLLow-up Privately THINK OF IT AS DISCRETION. ... Or Having some Class.
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ONCE AGAIN BACK TO OUR STORY...
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ONCE AGAIN BACK TO OUR STORY... WITHOUT THE ADEQUATE TIME TO MAINTAIN THE MODULES I WROTE...
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2,000+ UNREAD GITHUB EMAILs
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2,000+ UNREAD GITHUB EMAILs TONS OF NEGATIVITY
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2,000+ UNREAD GITHUB EMAILs TONS OF NEGATIVITY IS THIS PROJECT Abandoned?” “
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YOUR MODULE'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
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YOUR MODULE'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD TRUST ME ....
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YOUR MODULE'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD TRUST ME .... .... i did.
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AGAIN: BE #$%@ing Nice
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FROM NEW YORK I AM
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FROM NEW YORK I AM AND SO IS
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WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
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OPEN SOURCE IT CAN BE DONE!
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#PICARDTIPS
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You Are Probably Thinking BUT HOW?
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SCIENCE CAT SAYS
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SCIENCE CAT SAYS “ ” GOOD QUESTION
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WRITING CODE
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WRITING CODE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT
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WRITING CODE IS THE ANSWER ABSOLUTELY NOT
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First: WILLING TO HELP FIND ANYONE WHO IS WEEKLY MEETINGS AND START
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TRIAGE ALL THE THINGS!
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ISSUES, FIRST. TRIAGE ALL THE THINGS!
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ISSUES, FIRST. THEN PULL REQUESTS. TRIAGE ALL THE THINGS!
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HIGH LEVEL PROBLEMS FIND THE TRIAGE INTO BUCKETS AND
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HIGH LEVEL PROBLEMS FIND THE TRIAGE INTO BUCKETS AND NEXT-PATCH
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HIGH LEVEL PROBLEMS FIND THE TRIAGE INTO BUCKETS AND NEXT-MINOR NEXT-PATCH
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HIGH LEVEL PROBLEMS FIND THE TRIAGE INTO BUCKETS AND NEXT-MINOR NEXT-MAJOR NEXT-PATCH
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THEN YOU CAN LAND YOUR PRS
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THEN YOU CAN LAND YOUR PRS DO NOT REFACTOR THE THINGS YOU HATE YET. For SeRIOUS.
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BUT I HATE THE THINGS I HATE ABOUT my Code!
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PATIENCE
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LANDING OLD PRS IS HARD IT GETS EVEN HARDER AS MORE OF THE CODE CHANGES
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JUST ASK THEM TO RESUBMIT
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THERE IS USUALLY ONLY ONE CHANCE PER PR. DEVELOPERS VERY RARELY COMMIT
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#&'6$,*/($0/4*45&/5 THIS PERSON DO NOT BE PLEASE
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IT IS EASIER TO MERGE RATHER THAN REFACTOR THEN REFACTOR THEN MERGE
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ON SOFTWARE QUALITY
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ON SOFTWARE QUALITY AND HUMILITY
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DO NOT BE AFRAID
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DO NOT BE AFRAID NOT EVERYONE PAINTS THE MONA LISA. AND CERTAINLY NOT EVERY TIME.
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This MODULE, BLACKSMITH But MEANWHILE....
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HERE COMES METALSMITH
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nooo .... It's not true!
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you're going to find THE TRUTHS WE CLING TO THAT MANY OF OUR OWN POINT OF VIEW DEPEND GREATLY ON
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%06#-&%08/ %&13&$"5& (*7&"8": 45*--0/(0*/( IT IS A PRACTICE.
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%06#-&%08/ %&13&$"5& (*7&"8": 45*--0/(0*/( IT IS A PRACTICE. SO DOUBLE DOWN,
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%06#-&%08/ %&13&$"5& (*7&"8": 45*--0/(0*/( IT IS A PRACTICE. SO DOUBLE DOWN, DEPRECATE,
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%06#-&%08/ %&13&$"5& (*7&"8": 45*--0/(0*/( IT IS A PRACTICE. SO DOUBLE DOWN, DEPRECATE, OR GIVE IT AWAY.
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THANKS {github, twitter}.com/indexzero CHARLIE@nodejitsu.com
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THANKS {github, twitter}.com/indexzero CHARLIE@nodejitsu.com MAY THE SOURCE BE WITH YOU