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H O W I D I D N ’ T F I X I N C H R O M E β“‚ β„Ή

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@NOTWALDORF

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@NOTWALDORF

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:-)

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( Β΄ Μ™ ` ).Ň̾ὑ

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1998 SHIGETAKA KURITA

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1998

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2000 CHAOS TBH

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2009 UNICODE 5.2

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+27 2009

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+994 2010

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OSX 10.7 2010

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2016 +72

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2016

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2016

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BUT WHAT IS IT OK

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ASCII 128 CHARACTERS

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.TOSTRING(16) β€œA”.CHARCODEAT(0)

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β›… U+26C5

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β›… β€œβ›…β€.CHARCODEAT(0) .TOSTRING(16)

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β€œβ€.LENGTH 2

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U+1F43C

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β€œβ€.CHARCODEAT(0) .TOSTRING(16)

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β€œβ€.CHARCODEAT(1) .TOSTRING(16)

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\uD83D \uDC3C

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)*+ WHAT ABOUT

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) \uD83D \uDC81 \uD83C \uDFFE

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) […”)”] [β€œβ€, β€œβ€]

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) ”)”.REPLACE(//g,””)

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/ ”)”.REPLACE(//g,””)

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+

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+ […”+”] [β€œβ€, β€œβ€]

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* β€œ*”.LENGTH 11

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* [β€œβ€, β€œβ€, β€œβ€, β€œβ€, β€œβ€, β€œβ€, β€œβ€]

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* ”*”.REPLACE(//g,””)

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5 ”*”.REPLACE(//g,””)

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YEAH BUT CHROME

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FONTS, THEMS A PICKLE

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APPLE COLOR EMOJI SEGOE UI SYMBOL/EMOJI NOTO EMOJI

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APPLE COLOR EMOJI SEGOE UI SYMBOL/EMOJI NOTO EMOJI PANDA_FACE.PNG lolololololol

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BLINK

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TEXT SHAPER BLINK

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PAINTER TEXT SHAPER BLINK

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PAINTER TEXT SHAPER BLINK

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pls shape in Comic Sans MS

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pls shape in Comic Sans MS nah. not a thing fam

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pls shape in Comic Sans MS nah. not a thing fam in sans-serif fallback???

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pls shape in Comic Sans MS nah. not a thing fam in sans-serif fallback??? noooope.

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uhh in AppleColorEmoji? (a hunch)

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uhh in AppleColorEmoji? (a hunch) oh for sure. here’s the shape and position!

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uhh in AppleColorEmoji? (a hunch) oh for sure. here’s the shape and position! yay! skia, here’s a text blob ! TM

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uhh in AppleColorEmoji? (a hunch) oh for sure. here’s the shape and position! yay! skia, here’s a text blob ! YASSS. hey user, i painted a !!! TM

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uhh in Segoe UI Emoji? (a hunch) oh for sure. here’s the shape and position! yay! skia, here’s a text blob ! YASSS. hey user, i painted a !!! TM

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uhh in A Custom Font? (a hunch) nah welp. i don’t know. YASSS. hey user, i painted a ⌷ !!!

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ANYWAY

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ANYWAY

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PRACTICAL SHIT

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EMOJILIB BY @MUAN { "grinning": { "keywords": ["face", "smile", "happy", "joy"], "char": "", "category": "people" } }

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MEOWNI.CA/EMOJI-TRANSLATE

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WORD ART BY @CDATA

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