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HOW RUBY PROGRAMMED ME

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@janogonzalez

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@hop_in

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@dynlangchile

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@dynlangchile

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LANGUAGE & THOUGHT

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LANGUAGE SHAPES OUR THOUGHT HOW

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CHICKEN / EGG

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DISCLAIMER

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NOT A LINGUIST

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NOT A NEUROSCIENTIST

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NOT A PHILOSOPHER

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JUST MY EXPERIENCE

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AND OPINIONS

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DON’T WORRY

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PROGRAMMER’S BRAIN

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OUR BRAIN

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LANGUAGES SHAPE YOUR THOUGHT WHICH

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THE PROBLEM

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“Ars longa, vita brevis” –Hippocrates

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HOW TO CHOOSE

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“A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing.” –Alan Perlis

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PARADIGMS

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SINTAX

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IDIOMS

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COMMUNITY

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RUBY

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BLOCKS File.open('my.txt').each do |line| puts line if line =~ /jano/ end

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JAVASCRIPT

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PROTOTYPES function Person(name) { this.name = name; } Person.protoype.sayHi = function() { return “Hi, I’m “ + this.name; }; var jano = new Person(‘Jano’); jano.sayHi();

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PYTHON

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INDENTATION def median(pool): copy = sorted(pool) size = len(copy) if size % 2 == 1: return copy[(size - 1) / 2] else: return (copy[size/2 - 1] + copy[size/2]) / 2

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LISP

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MACROS (defmacro for ((var start stop) &body body) (let ((gstop (gensym))) `(do ((,var ,start (1+ ,var)) (,gstop ,stop)) ((> ,var ,gstop)) ,@body)))

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HASKELL

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PATTERN MATCHING map _ [] = [] map f (x:xs) = f x : map f xs

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FORTH

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STACK BASED : STAR! ( -- ) 42 EMIT ; : STARS!( n -- ) 0 DO STAR LOOP ; CR 7 STARS

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REMIX IT!

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LANGUAGES SHAPE YOUR THOUGHT LET

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“The determined Real Programmer can write FORTRAN programs in any language.” –Ed Post

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“The determined Real Programmer can write FORTRAN programs in any language.” –Ed Post close-minded? C, Ruby, Lisp, etc

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ARE YOU CHUCK?

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ॳ৺

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BEGINNER’S MIND

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OPENNESS

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A CUP OF TEA

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EMPTY YOUR CUP

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कഁ཭

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कഁ཭

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PROTECT / OBEY SHU

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कഁ཭

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DETACH / DISGRESS HA

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कഁ཭

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LEAVE / SEPARATE RI

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No content

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HEY! THIS IS A RUBY CONFERENCE

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RUBY & MY BRAIN

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RUBY CHANGED MY BRAIN HOW

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A TALE OF TWO DEVELOPERS

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HACKER V/S THINKER

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HACKER

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GET THINGS DONE HACKER

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FAST HACKER

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HACKS HACKER

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MAINTENANCE NIGHTMARE HACKER

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NEEDS MORE DUCT TAPE

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THINKER

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THINKS ABOUT ABSTRACTIONS THINKER

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THINKS ABOUT MANTAINABILITY THINKER

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TOO MANY ABSTRACTIONS THINKER

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ANALYSIS PARALYSIS THINKER

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NEEDS MORE LAYERS

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MY STORY

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THE HACKER YEARS

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THE HACKER YEARS

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THE LEARNING YEARS

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THE UML YEARS

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THE UML YEARS

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THE HACKER WAS GONE

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UML, RUP, GoF, XML, ETC.

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STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

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EVOLUTION?

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THE ONE TRUE WAY™

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THE PATH?

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FEAR

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I WAS SO WRONG!

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EVERYDAY LIFE IS THE PATH

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ENTER RUBY

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SMALLTALK IN PERL’S DISGUISE

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HAPPY THINKER

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THINKER class AccountProtectionProxy def initialize(real_account, owner_name) @subject = real_account @owner_name = owner_name end def method_missing(name, *args) check_access @subject.send( name, *args ) end ... end

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OMG! GoF NEVER WAS SO EASY

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HAPPY HACKER

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HACKER $1 if str ~= /(foo)+/

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ONE LINERS FTW!

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HACKER ❤ THINKER

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LET’S WORK TOGETHER

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HARMONY

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HARMONY (1..42).select(&:even?). map { |n| n * 2 }. reduce(&:*)

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THE PATH IS NO PATH

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WEIRD FACT

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(EVERY DEVELOPER IS A MANAGER)

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(OMG)

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RUBY & MY LIFE

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RUBY CHANGED MY LIFE HOW

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NEW GIGS

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CONFERENCES

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CONFERENCES

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NEW FRIENDS

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CRAZY FRIENDS

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I ❤ .RB

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I ❤ .UY

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I ❤ .AR

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RUBY & YOUR LIFE

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RUBY CHANGE YOUR LIFE LET

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PROGRAMMING CHANGE YOUR LIFE LET

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FORK & MERGE

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LEARN

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HAVE FUN

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SHARE

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(AND REPEAT) loop do learn have_fun share end

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THANKS!