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CLOUD ANTI-PATTERNS > Twitter @caseywest > Email casey@geeknest.com > Web http://caseywest.com > Days since I last used that joke zero 1 — @caseywest

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THANKS A LOT, PIVOTAL 2 — @caseywest

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THIS TALK IS MORE LIKE… 3 — @caseywest

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THE FIVE STAGES OF CLOUD-NATIVE 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance 4 — @caseywest

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HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH 5 — @caseywest

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WHATEVER MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE 6 — @caseywest

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NOW FOR SOME BASIC GROUND RULES 7 — @caseywest

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RULES WE WILL TALK ABOUT YOUR DELIVERY PIPELINE 8 — @caseywest

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RULES WE WILL TALK ABOUT YOUR ARCHITECTURE 9 — @caseywest

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RULES WE WILL TALK ABOUT YOUR AUTOMATION 10 — @caseywest

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⏰ 11 — @caseywest

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"DEPLOYING MY APPS TO 'THE CLOUD' IS PAINTFUL. WHY?" 12 — @caseywest

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DENIAL 13 — @caseywest

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DENIAL CONTAINERS ARE JUST LIKE TINY VIRTUAL MACHINES 14 — @caseywest

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DENIAL WE DON'T NEED TO AUTOMATE CONTINUOUS DELIVERY 15 — @caseywest

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DENIAL NOT AUTOMATING CONTINUOUS DELIVERY 16 — @caseywest

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ANGER 17 — @caseywest

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ANGER WORKS ON MY MACHINE 18 — @caseywest

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ANGER DEV IS JUST #YOLO-ING SHIT TO PRODUCTION 19 — @caseywest

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BARGAINING 20 — @caseywest

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BARGAINING WE CRAMMED THIS MONOLITH INTO A CONTAINER AND CALLED IT A MICROSERVICE 21 — @caseywest

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BARGAINING "BI-MODAL IT" 22 — @caseywest

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BARGAINING WHAT IF WE CREATE "MICROSERVICES" THAT ALL TALK TO THE SAME DATA SOURCE? 23 — @caseywest

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DEPRESSION 24 — @caseywest

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DEPRESSION WE MADE 200 MICROSERVICES AND FORGOT TO SET UP JENKINS 25 — @caseywest

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DEPRESSION WE HAVE AN AUTOMATED BUILD PIPELINE BUT RELEASE TWICE A YEAR 26 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE 27 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE ALL SOFTWARE SUCKS 28 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE RESPECT CAP THEOREM 29 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE RESPECT CONWAY'S LAW 30 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE SMALL BATCH SIZE WORKS FOR REPLATFORMING, TOO 31 — @caseywest

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ACCEPTANCE AUTOMATE EVERYTHING 32 — @caseywest

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⏰'S UP 33 — @caseywest

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WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED? 34 — @caseywest

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OPERABILITY IS 1. MICROSERVICES ARCHITECTURE 2. DEVOPS CULTURE 3. CONTINUOUS DELIVERY PICK THREE 35 — @caseywest

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THANK YOU QUESTIONS? 36 — @caseywest

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@CASEYWEST LET'S BE FRIENDS ! 37 — @caseywest