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@rainforestqa rainforest Numbers need stories

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rainforest @rainforestqa Who am I?

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rainforest @rainforestqa Numbers need stories ^ Technical sales

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rainforest @rainforestqa Your average Technical Sale looks like… “Here’s a list of our features, Cool huh?”

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rainforest @rainforestqa Pythagorean Theorem

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rainforest @rainforestqa Used for the Distance Formula d = sqrt(△x2 + △y2)

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rainforest @rainforestqa There are over 100+ Proofs of the Pythagorean Theorem!

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rainforest @rainforestqa These are features. Boring features.

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rainforest @rainforestqa To make a lasting impression I need… novel + relevant

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rainforest @rainforestqa What about buying a TV? The inches on a screen refer to diagonal distance.

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rainforest @rainforestqa The Pythagorean Theorem can be used to compare ANY measures with squares

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rainforest @rainforestqa You might actually remember this. Why?

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rainforest @rainforestqa Changing the Technical Sale

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rainforest @rainforestqa Rainforest Adjective Soup Easy to use Robust Reproducible Fast

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rainforest @rainforestqa Creating stories: “How long does a regression take?” “How often do you deploy?” “How many devs are writing integration tests?”

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rainforest @rainforestqa Iron.io Adjective Soup Fast Secure Scalable Reliable

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rainforest @rainforestqa Creating stories: “Problems scaling in the last year?” “Are you scared of relying on just one host?” “What’s your server utilization rate?”

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rainforest @rainforestqa Avoid adjective soup

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rainforest @rainforestqa Numbers need stories ^ Technical sales

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rainforest @rainforestqa novel + relevant = 
 customer won’t just buy cheapest

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@rainforestqa rainforest

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rainforest @rainforestqa Questions? On the Twitters as @ThatMightBePaul [email protected]