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Hello all!

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I am a regular programmer…

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… who hates BAD CODE!

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WHO HAS SEEN BAD CODE?

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WHO HAS WRITTEN BAD CODE?

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Two developers ask forgiveness of technical debt at the beginning of a sprint.

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WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING ABOUT BAD CODE?

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I don’t think you are going to like me, WHEN I AM ANGRY! You want to see me angry?

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1. I LOOKS FOR BAD CODE 2. I PROTECT YOUR CODEBASE 3. I COMPLAIN FOR YOU

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STOP! DEMO TIME

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How it started

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CODING STANDARDS!

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Arrrr, GIT Hooks are bad for ya!

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JAMS WITH COMPOSER

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BORING

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I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!

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UNDER THE BEARD PHP-CS PHP-CS-Fixer Blacklist Commit-Message Matcher

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INSPECTS STATIC ANALYZERS

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WEARS LINTERS YAML XML JSON

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STANDS FOR SECURITY

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MEETS FRONT-END

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• Ant • Atoum • Behat • Brunch • Clover Coverage • Codeception • Composer • Composer Normalize • Composer Require Checker • Composer Script • Doctrine ORM • Ecs EasyCodingStandard • ESLint • File size • Deptrac • Gherkin • Git blacklist •Git branch name •Git commit message •Grunt •Gulp •Infection •JsonLint •Kahlan •Make •NPM script •Paratest •Pest •Phan •Phing •Php7cc •PhpArkitect •PhpCpd •Phpcs •PHP-CS-Fixer •PHPLint •PhpMd •PhpMnd •PhpParser •Phpspec •PHPStan •Phpunit •Phpunit bridge •PhpVersion •Progpilot •Psalm •Robo •Security Checker • Enlightn • Local • Roave • Symfony •Shell •Stylelint •Tester •TwigCs •XmlLint •YamlLint

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YO DAWG, I HEAR YOU LIKE TASKS …

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IF I COULD WRITE MY OWN EXTENSION …

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I will look for you, I will find you, AND I WILL KILL YOU!

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FIXES BAD CODE

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RUNS IN PARALLEL

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CONTINUOUS INTEGRATION

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NOT JUST ANOTHER TASK RUNNER

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TEAM

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HE WANTS YOU TO WIN

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HE WANTS YOU TO GAIN SKILLS

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ONE CONVENTION TO RULE THEM ALL

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PHPUNIT PHP-CS PSALM PHPSTAN

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PROJECT 1 CONVENTIONS PROJECT 2 PROJECT 3

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CONVENTION

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IMPLEMENTATION

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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SUPPORT ALL PLATFORMS

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ASK QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD!