The best technology fades into
the background, because
people don’t care about tech,
they care about what it does.
-Taylor Davidson, Jan 2012
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Can You Name This?
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ENIAC
Wikimedia Commons
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"At first I thought I would
never be able to understand
the workings of the machine
since this involved a knowledge
of electronics that I did not
have at all."
-Adele Goldstine
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Time passes...
we use
computers more
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More computers used
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Administer
ad·min·is·ter |ədˈminəstər|
verb [ with obj. ]
- manage and be responsible for the running
of (a business, organization, etc.)
- be responsible for the implementation or
use of (law or resources)
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Find the
SysAdmin!
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Some Job Titles
• IT Technician
• System Administrator
• Database Administrator
• Network Engineer
• Security Engineer
• Storage Engineer
• Systems Engineer
• Operations Engineer
• Site Reliability Engineer
• IT Manager/Director
• Operations Manager
• CTO/CIO
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We’re the devil.
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Role models?
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But we’re dedicated
xkcd 705
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Regular Day on the Job
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How did YOU
get here?
Wikimedia Commons
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Us.
Flickr: JJSchad
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Not exactly...
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or gal
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What is it we do?
Science?
Profession?
Trade, Craft?
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Will we
fade away?
Flickr: laffy4k
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Mike’s 5 Steps
to Self-
Preservation
Or, Things that start
with ‘Learn’
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Learn Code
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Learn Communication
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Learn Business
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Learn From Others
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Learn To Learn More
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5 Steps to Self-
preservation
• Learn code
• Learn communication
• Learn business
• Learn from others
• Learn to learn more
• Learn about off-by-one errors
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Giving Back
• Raise awareness
• Mentor others
• Contribute to OpsSchool
• Be excellent to each other
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"Any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable
from magic."
-Sir Arthur C. Clarke,1973
Clarke’s Third Law