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EECI 2011 Slides

gaker
October 22, 2011

EECI 2011 Slides

Slides from my EECI 2011 talk. Shit Happens, Deal with it like an Engineer.

gaker

October 22, 2011
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  1. www.gregaker.net @gaker > whoami > /usr/bin/what_does_greg_do.py Greg Aker Web Developer

    Senior Systems Administrator, EngineHosting CodeIgniter Committer Former ExpressionEngine Core Team Member Thrasher, Saxophone Player & Swell Guy
  2. www.gregaker.net @gaker We Solve Problems •Figuring out what the client

    wants! •At times convincing them their ideas are bad. •HTML, CSS, Javascript, PHP, EE, CI etc. •Version Control •Systems administration •Accounts payable •Accounts Receivable •HR •Keeping up on the latest trends, etc
  3. www.gregaker.net @gaker Moral of the story Shit happens, but you

    can learn to deal with it like an engineer.
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    emergency. Go play outside. -James Mathias.