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Someone is wrong mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Joseph Wilk Patterns Node jumped SHARK Mud Use PHP GOO

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Rhetoric for programmers mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Use PHP Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Joseph Wilk Patterns Node jumped SHARK Mud GOO

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Rhetoric

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Rhetorical Situation

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I have an agenda

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I think Rhetoric is something you should know

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I think knowing Rhetoric will help make you a better programmer

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Greeks Aristotle

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programming tech choices retrospectives Pair Tweets conferences blogs open source

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Code wins arguments

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Communication Code wins arguments

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HEllo world http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf

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HEllo world http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf 10 PRINT "MY HUMAN UNDERSTANDS ME."

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The art of rhetoric Marcus Tullius Cicero

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character Argument by Argument by Argument by logic emotion

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Pathos Logos Ethos Logic Character Emotion

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Logic “a ground" "a plea" "an opinion" "an expectation" "word” "speech” “account” “reason” Argument's logical appeal “Facts”

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Logical Fallacies Appeal to the mind Appeal to emotions Faulty Deduction Garbled Cause & Effect Manipulating Content On The Attack Fallacies of Relevance Component Fallacies Fallacies of Ambiguity Fallacies of Omission

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It's Fucking JavaScript This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written in JavaScript. if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null) { // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame } What is this I don't even... http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html

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Spotlight

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Well Joseph gave a talk on Rhetoric so it must be useful...

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Well Joseph gave a talk on Rhetoric so it must be useful... Appeal to Authority

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We’ve invested so much in this project its too late to turn back

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We’ve invested so much in this project its too late to turn back Sunk cost fallacy

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Logic is not enough Know all the arguments

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Emotion Metaphor Story telling Passion in the delivery

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http://www.laputan.org/mud/

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Jim Weirich https://github.com/jimweirich/polite_programmer_presentation

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“Test all the fucking time”

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Basically XML is just another way of writing S-expr or Trees or whatever you want to call it. They are not identical. The aspects you are willing to ignore are more important than the aspects you are willing to accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a living, rape is not just another way of satisfying basic human needs, torture is not just another way of interrogation. And XML is not just another way of writing S-exps. There are some things in life that you do not do if you want to be a moral being and feel proud of what you have accomplished. Erik Naggum http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html

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They are not identical. The aspects you are willing to ignore are more important than the aspects you are willing to accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a living, rape is not just another way of satisfying basic human needs, torture is not just another way of interrogation. And XML is not just another way of writing S-exps. There are some things in life that you do not do if you want to be a moral being and feel proud of what you have accomplished. Basically XML is just another way of writing S-expr or Trees or whatever you want to call it. Erik Naggum http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html

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/** * FOR CLASS INTERNAL USE ONLY */ public void someMethod() { ... some code... } /* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!) * * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $ * * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many nations * * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS. Please somebody, * shoot us and put us all out of our misery. */ if not cannot_undisable result = not true

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“Even if you persuade me, you won't persuade me.” Aristophanes

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Character Credibility Authority

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Virtue Practical Wisdom Selflessness or disinterest

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Matz

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Code Grooming

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forensic epideictic deliberative

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past present future forensic epideictic deliberative

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Blame Values Choice past present future

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punishment bonding payoff past present future separating

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Concede on an small issue Make your point Provide evidence

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medium

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All we have are the words on a computer and how we hear those words in our head

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Someone is wrong mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Use PHP Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Patterns Node jumped SHARK GOO