Someone is wrong

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1. Someone is wrong mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Joseph Wilk Patterns Node jumped SHARK Mud Use PHP GOO
2. Rhetoric for programmers mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Use PHP Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Joseph Wilk Patterns Node jumped SHARK Mud GOO
3. Rhetoric
4. Rhetorical Situation
5. I have an agenda
6. I think Rhetoric is something you should know
7. I think knowing Rhetoric will help make you a better programmer
9. Greeks Aristotle
10. programming tech choices retrospectives Pair Tweets conferences blogs open source
11. Code wins arguments
12. Communication Code wins arguments
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14. HEllo world http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf
15. HEllo world http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf 10 PRINT "MY HUMAN UNDERSTANDS ME."
17. The art of rhetoric Marcus Tullius Cicero
18. character Argument by Argument by Argument by logic emotion
19. Pathos Logos Ethos Logic Character Emotion
20. Logic “a ground" "a plea" "an opinion" "an expectation" "word” "speech” “account” “reason” Argument's logical appeal “Facts”
21. Logical Fallacies Appeal to the mind Appeal to emotions Faulty Deduction Garbled Cause & Effect Manipulating Content On The Attack Fallacies of Relevance Component Fallacies Fallacies of Ambiguity Fallacies of Omission
22. It's Fucking JavaScript This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written in JavaScript. if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null) { // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame } What is this I don't even... http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html
23. It's Fucking JavaScript This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written in JavaScript. if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null) { // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame } What is this I don't even... http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html straw man
24. It's Fucking JavaScript This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written in JavaScript. if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null) { // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame } What is this I don't even... http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html Misleading vividness
26. Spotlight
27. Well Joseph gave a talk on Rhetoric so it must be useful...
28. Well Joseph gave a talk on Rhetoric so it must be useful... Appeal to Authority
29. We’ve invested so much in this project its too late to turn back
30. We’ve invested so much in this project its too late to turn back Sunk cost fallacy
31. Logic is not enough Know all the arguments
32. Emotion Metaphor Story telling Passion in the delivery
33. http://www.laputan.org/mud/
34. Jim Weirich https://github.com/jimweirich/polite_programmer_presentation
37. “Test all the fucking time”
38. Basically XML is just another way of writing S-expr or Trees or whatever you want to call it. They are not identical. The aspects you are willing to ignore are more important than the aspects you are willing to accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a living, rape is not just another way of satisfying basic human needs, torture is not just another way of interrogation. And XML is not just another way of writing S-exps. There are some things in life that you do not do if you want to be a moral being and feel proud of what you have accomplished. Erik Naggum http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html
39. They are not identical. The aspects you are willing to ignore are more important than the aspects you are willing to accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a living, rape is not just another way of satisfying basic human needs, torture is not just another way of interrogation. And XML is not just another way of writing S-exps. There are some things in life that you do not do if you want to be a moral being and feel proud of what you have accomplished. Basically XML is just another way of writing S-expr or Trees or whatever you want to call it. Erik Naggum http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html
40. /** * FOR CLASS INTERNAL USE ONLY */ public void someMethod() { ... some code... } /* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!) * * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $ * * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many nations * * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS. Please somebody, * shoot us and put us all out of our misery. */ if not cannot_undisable result = not true
41. /** * FOR CLASS INTERNAL USE ONLY */ public void someMethod() { ... some code... } /* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!) * * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $ * * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many nations * * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS. Please somebody, * shoot us and put us all out of our misery. */ if not cannot_undisable result = not true
42. “Even if you persuade me, you won't persuade me.” Aristophanes
43. Character Credibility Authority
44. Virtue Practical Wisdom Selflessness or disinterest
45. Matz
46. Code Grooming
47. forensic epideictic deliberative
48. past present future forensic epideictic deliberative
49. Blame Values Choice past present future
50. punishment bonding payoff past present future separating
51. Concede on an small issue Make your point Provide evidence
52. medium
54. All we have are the words on a computer and how we hear those words in our head
55. Someone is wrong mocks suck BDD vs TDD Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling Garbige collectionMeta programming Rails ghetto outsourcing outsourcing outsou SCALE Ruby does not Scale not scale not scale No to TDD i! Rails mess Rails ghetto Ruby slow Rails ghetto JS Future Ruby is A Toy Use PHP Enterpise Ready Lean vs Agile Big Data Magic Big Data More Agile Ruiby too dynamic BDD vs TD Stubs suck Big Data Big Data craftmanship sucks Ruby vs Node Rails ghetto Big Data Patterns Node jumped SHARK GOO
56. Goals argument tense Emotion, Character, logic Time and medium
57. persuasive
58. is easy Being wrong
60. Be wrong in the right way
61. Joseph Wilk