Someone is wrong

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1. Someone
   is wrong
   mocks suck BDD vs TDD
   Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling
   Garbige
   collectionMeta programming
   Rails
   ghetto
   outsourcing
   outsourcing
   outsou
   SCALE
   Ruby does
   not Scale
   not scale
   not scale
   No to TDD i!
   Rails mess
   Rails ghetto
   Ruby slow
   Rails ghetto
   JS Future
   Ruby is A Toy
   Enterpise
   Ready
   Lean vs
   Agile
   Big Data
   Magic
   Big Data
   More Agile
   Ruiby too dynamic
   BDD vs TD
   Stubs suck
   Big Data
   Big Data
   craftmanship
   sucks
   Ruby vs Node
   Rails ghetto
   Big Data
   Joseph Wilk
   Patterns
   Node jumped SHARK
   Mud
   Use PHP
   GOO
   

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2. Rhetoric
   for
   programmers
   mocks suck BDD vs TDD
   Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling
   Garbige
   collectionMeta programming
   Rails
   ghetto
   outsourcing
   outsourcing
   outsou
   SCALE
   Ruby does
   not Scale
   not scale
   not scale
   No to TDD i!
   Rails mess
   Rails ghetto
   Ruby slow
   Rails ghetto
   JS Future
   Ruby is A Toy
   Use PHP
   Enterpise
   Ready
   Lean vs
   Agile
   Big Data
   Magic
   Big Data
   More Agile
   Ruiby too dynamic
   BDD vs TD
   Stubs suck
   Big Data
   Big Data
   craftmanship
   sucks
   Ruby vs Node
   Rails ghetto
   Big Data
   Joseph Wilk
   Patterns
   Node jumped SHARK
   Mud
   GOO
   

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3. Rhetoric
   

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4. Rhetorical
   Situation
   

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5. I have an agenda
   

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6. I think Rhetoric is
   something you should
   know
   

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7. I think knowing
   Rhetoric will
   help make you
   a better programmer
   

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9. Greeks
   Aristotle
   

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10. programming
    tech choices
    retrospectives
    Pair
    Tweets
    conferences
    blogs
    open source
    

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11. Code wins arguments
    

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12. Communication
    Code wins arguments
    

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    Code
    and
    Rhetoric
    

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14. HEllo world
    http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf
    

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15. HEllo world
    http://www.mzlabs.com/JMPubs/HelloWorld.pdf
    10 PRINT "MY HUMAN UNDERSTANDS ME."
    

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17. The art of
    rhetoric
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    

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18. character
    Argument by
    Argument by
    Argument by
    logic
    emotion
    

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19. Pathos Logos Ethos
    Logic Character
    Emotion
    

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20. Logic
    “a ground"
    "a plea"
    "an opinion"
    "an expectation"
    "word”
    "speech”
    “account”
    “reason”
    Argument's logical appeal
    “Facts”
    

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21. Logical Fallacies
    Appeal to the mind Appeal to emotions
    Faulty Deduction
    Garbled Cause & Effect
    Manipulating Content
    On The Attack
    Fallacies of Relevance
    Component Fallacies
    Fallacies of Ambiguity
    Fallacies of Omission
    

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22. It's Fucking JavaScript
    This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written
    in JavaScript.
    if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null)
    {
    // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame
    }
    What is this I don't even...
    http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html
    

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23. It's Fucking JavaScript
    This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written
    in JavaScript.
    if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null)
    {
    // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame
    }
    What is this I don't even...
    http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html
    straw man
    

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24. It's Fucking JavaScript
    This is probably the worst thing any server-side framework can do: be written
    in JavaScript.
    if (typeof my_var !== "undefined" && my_var !== null)
    {
    // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame
    }
    What is this I don't even...
    http://teddziuba.com/2011/10/node-js-is-cancer.html
    Misleading vividness
    

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26. Spotlight
    

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27. Well Joseph gave a talk on
    Rhetoric so it must be
    useful...
    

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28. Well Joseph gave a talk on
    Rhetoric so it must be
    useful...
    Appeal to Authority
    

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29. We’ve invested so much in this project
    its too late to turn back
    

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30. We’ve invested so much in this project
    its too late to turn back
    Sunk cost fallacy
    

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31. Logic is not enough
    Know all the arguments
    

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32. Emotion
    Metaphor
    Story telling
    Passion in the
    delivery
    

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33. http://www.laputan.org/mud/
    

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34. Jim Weirich
    https://github.com/jimweirich/polite_programmer_presentation
    

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37. “Test all the fucking time”
    

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38. Basically XML is just another way
    of writing S-expr or Trees or
    whatever you want to call it.
    They are not identical.
    The aspects you are willing to ignore are
    more important than the aspects you are willing to
    accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a
    living, rape is not just another way of satisfying
    basic human needs, torture is not just another way of
    interrogation. And XML is not just another way of
    writing S-exps. There are some things in life that
    you do not do if you want to be a moral being and
    feel proud of what you have accomplished.
    Erik Naggum
    http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html
    

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39. They are not identical.
    The aspects you are willing to ignore are
    more important than the aspects you are willing to
    accept. Robbery is not just another way of making a
    living, rape is not just another way of satisfying
    basic human needs, torture is not just another way of
    interrogation. And XML is not just another way of
    writing S-exps. There are some things in life that
    you do not do if you want to be a moral being and
    feel proud of what you have accomplished.
    Basically XML is just another way
    of writing S-expr or Trees or
    whatever you want to call it.
    Erik Naggum
    http://www.schnada.de/quotes/contempt.html
    

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40. /**
    * FOR CLASS INTERNAL USE ONLY
    */
    public void someMethod() {
    ... some code...
    }
    /* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!)
    *
    * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $
    *
    * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many
    nations
    *
    * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS.
    Please somebody,
    * shoot us and put us all out of our misery.
    */
    if not cannot_undisable
    result = not true
    

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41. /**
    * FOR CLASS INTERNAL USE ONLY
    */
    public void someMethod() {
    ... some code...
    }
    /* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!)
    *
    * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $
    *
    * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many
    nations
    *
    * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS.
    Please somebody,
    * shoot us and put us all out of our misery.
    */
    if not cannot_undisable
    result = not true
    

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42. “Even if you persuade me,
    you won't persuade me.”
    Aristophanes
    

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43. Character
    Credibility
    Authority
    

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44. Virtue
    Practical Wisdom
    Selflessness or disinterest
    

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45. Matz
    

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46. Code Grooming
    

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47. forensic
    epideictic
    deliberative
    

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48. past
    present
    future
    forensic
    epideictic
    deliberative
    

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49. Blame
    Values
    Choice
    past
    present
    future
    

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50. punishment
    bonding
    payoff
    past
    present
    future
    separating
    

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51. Concede on an small issue
    Make your point
    Provide evidence
    

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52. medium
    

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54. All we have are the words on a computer
    and how we hear those words in our head
    

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55. Someone
    is wrong
    mocks suck BDD vs TDD
    Ruby vs Node Not REST SCaling
    Garbige
    collectionMeta programming
    Rails
    ghetto
    outsourcing
    outsourcing
    outsou
    SCALE
    Ruby does
    not Scale
    not scale
    not scale
    No to TDD i!
    Rails mess
    Rails ghetto
    Ruby slow
    Rails ghetto
    JS Future
    Ruby is A Toy
    Use PHP
    Enterpise
    Ready
    Lean vs
    Agile
    Big Data
    Magic
    Big Data
    More Agile
    Ruiby too dynamic
    BDD vs TD
    Stubs suck
    Big Data
    Big Data
    craftmanship
    sucks
    Ruby vs Node
    Rails ghetto
    Big Data
    Patterns
    Node jumped SHARK
    GOO
    

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56. Goals
    argument tense
    Emotion,
    Character,
    logic
    Time and medium
    

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57. persuasive
    

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58. is easy
    Being
    wrong
    

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60. Be wrong
    in the
    right way
    

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61. Joseph Wilk
    

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