The Poultrygeist - Excerpt

by JJ

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 1 Duration 00:16 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 3 Duration 00:12 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 4 Duration 00:08 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 5 Duration 00:16 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 7 Duration 00:12 Notes ghost faces in steam lol

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Notes no more ghost :D

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 9 Duration 02:00 Dialog You’re probably wondering why I added some parsnips to the mix!

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Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 10 Duration 02:12 Dialog [refuses to elaborate]

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Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 1 Duration 01:13 Dialog And now to season the veggies! Notes she's SO mean

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Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 2 Duration 02:16 Dialog This is the most important part of any type of cooking.

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Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Action Notes grabs a pinch of ONLY salt

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Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Action Notes it's a pitiful amount of seasoning

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Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 2 Duration 02:12 Dialog All that seasoning adds so much flavor! Action Notes like three salt crystals fall into the pan

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Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 3 Duration 00:20 Dialog I’ll stir these for about three-

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Scene 2_A_1_0 Duration 00:12 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Notes CRASH!

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Scene 2_A_1_A Duration 00:06 Panel 1 Duration 00:06 Action Notes "oh yeah this is a found-footage short"

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Scene 2_A_1 Duration 01:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Action Notes camera focuses

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Scene 2_A_1 Duration 01:08 Panel 2 Duration 00:08 Action Notes looking around

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_999 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Notes ceramic bowl shards on the floor. spell something out?

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Action Notes zoom out to ANOTHER bowl

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:08 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 3 Duration 00:06 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 4 Duration 00:12 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1 Duration 02:16 Panel 2 Duration 02:00 Notes "WANT"

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_A Duration 00:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Action Notes going back to Dee

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Action Notes "girl what"

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 01:06 Action Notes "girl what"

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 1 Duration 02:20 Dialog Accidents always happen in the kitchen! Notes everything is normal! no haunting here :D

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 2 Duration 05:04 Dialog I’ll have to have a talk with my intern about making sure breakable items aren’t so close to the edge! Notes that poor intern

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 3 Duration 01:12 Dialog Let’s get back to it! Action Notes claps hands

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0 Duration 01:16 Panel 1 Duration 01:04 Notes uh oh

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Scene 2_A_1_A_0 Duration 01:16 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Notes static

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Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog To make my filling as thick and luscious as always,

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Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog To make my filling as thick and luscious as always,

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Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 3 Duration 00:16 Dialog I’ll add a little bit of flour,

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Scene 3_A_0 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Dialog but not too much! It’s quite spicy. Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK

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Scene 3 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:18 Dialog but not too much! It’s quite spicy. Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK

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Scene 3 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:20 Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK

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Scene 3_A_998 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog [yells]

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Scene 3_A_999 Duration 00:18 Panel 1 Duration 00:06 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE

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Scene 3_A_999 Duration 00:18 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE

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Scene 3_A_999_A_0 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 1 Duration 00:20 Dialog You know what?

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 2 Duration 02:17 Dialog That’s fine, I was feeling dangerous today anyway!

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 3 Duration 03:00 Dialog I’ll stir this for about a minute, and then I’ll add some white wine. Notes there's so much flour

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 4 Duration 01:06 Dialog It adds a subtle flavor, which is why I add lots more of it!

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 5 Duration 01:16 Dialog It adds a subtle flavor, which is why I add lots more of it!

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 6 Duration 00:16 Action Notes bottle sprays in the complete wrong direction: DIRECTLY at her face

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 7 Duration 01:12 Notes there is danger in those eyes

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 8 Duration 02:18 Dialog Wow, I knew I loved to drink but this is excessive! Notes me too girl

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 9 Duration 00:12 Dialog [yells] Action Notes bottle explodes

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Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 10 Duration 00:12 Notes static

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Scene 4_A Duration 04:15 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Dialog Some people make their own dough, Notes she's slightly damp. a few flour stains

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Scene 4_A Duration 04:15 Panel 2 Duration 04:07 Dialog but I cheat and thaw some out from the supermarket. No one can ever tell the difference! Action Notes walks away from fridge, the sink faucet is trembling

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Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 1 Duration 00:02 Action Notes sink EXPLODES and sprays her back to the fridge

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Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 2 Duration 00:02 Action Notes sink EXPLODES and sprays her back to the fridge

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Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 3 Duration 01:16 Notes she looks terrible

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Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 2 Duration 01:04 Action Notes a sad wet SLAP from the dough

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Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 3 Duration 01:18 Dialog That’s fine. I can make my own dough. This is fine. Everything’s fine! Notes (it's not fine)

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Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 4 Duration 01:14 Dialog That’s fine. I can make my own dough. This is fine. Everything’s fine! Action Notes eye twitch lol

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