The Poultrygeist - Excerpt

When her kitchen studio becomes a paranormal nightmare, celebrity chef Dee Rummond (aka The Pilgrim Dame) resolves to completely film her latest episode, no matter the consequences.

This short is in a shooting style reminiscent of the film "Paranormal Activity."

Transcript

1. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 1 Duration 00:16 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.
2. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.
3. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 3 Duration 00:12 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.
4. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 4 Duration 00:08 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.
5. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 5 Duration 00:16 Dialog Now, we’re going to toss these veggies into a skillet with some butter.
6. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 6 Duration 01:00
7. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 7 Duration 00:12 Notes ghost faces in steam lol
8. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Notes no more ghost :D
9. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 9 Duration 02:00 Dialog You’re probably wondering why I added some parsnips to the mix!
10. Scene 2 Duration 09:16 Panel 10 Duration 02:12 Dialog [refuses to elaborate]
11. Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 1 Duration 01:13 Dialog And now to season the veggies! Notes she's SO mean
12. Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 2 Duration 02:16 Dialog This is the most important part of any type of cooking.
13. Scene 2_A_0 Duration 05:05 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Action Notes grabs a pinch of ONLY salt
14. Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Action Notes it's a pitiful amount of seasoning
15. Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 2 Duration 02:12 Dialog All that seasoning adds so much flavor! Action Notes like three salt crystals fall into the pan
16. Scene 2_A Duration 04:08 Panel 3 Duration 00:20 Dialog I’ll stir these for about three-
17. Scene 2_A_1_0 Duration 00:12 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Notes CRASH!
18. Scene 2_A_1_A Duration 00:06 Panel 1 Duration 00:06 Action Notes "oh yeah this is a found-footage short"
19. Scene 2_A_1 Duration 01:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Action Notes camera focuses
20. Scene 2_A_1 Duration 01:08 Panel 2 Duration 00:08 Action Notes looking around
21. Scene 2_A_1 Duration 01:08 Panel 3 Duration 00:12
22. Scene 2_A_1_A_999_A Duration 00:04 Panel 1 Duration 00:04
23. Scene 2_A_1_A_999 Duration 00:06 Panel 1 Duration 00:06
24. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_999 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Notes ceramic bowl shards on the floor. spell something out?
25. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Action Notes zoom out to ANOTHER bowl
26. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:08 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter
27. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 3 Duration 00:06 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter
28. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 4 Duration 00:12 Action Notes ghost bowl slides off counter
29. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1 Duration 02:16 Panel 1 Duration 00:16 Action Notes refocus
30. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1 Duration 02:16 Panel 2 Duration 02:00 Notes "WANT"
31. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_1_A Duration 00:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Action Notes going back to Dee
32. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A Duration 00:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:08
33. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Action Notes "girl what"
34. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_0 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 01:06 Action Notes "girl what"
35. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 1 Duration 02:20 Dialog Accidents always happen in the kitchen! Notes everything is normal! no haunting here :D
36. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 2 Duration 05:04 Dialog I’ll have to have a talk with my intern about making sure breakable items aren’t so close to the edge! Notes that poor intern
37. Scene 2_A_1_A_0_A_999 Duration 09:12 Panel 3 Duration 01:12 Dialog Let’s get back to it! Action Notes claps hands
38. Scene 2_A_1_A_0 Duration 01:16 Panel 1 Duration 01:04 Notes uh oh
39. Scene 2_A_1_A_0 Duration 01:16 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Notes static
40. Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog To make my filling as thick and luscious as always,
41. Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog To make my filling as thick and luscious as always,
42. Scene 3_A Duration 02:16 Panel 3 Duration 00:16 Dialog I’ll add a little bit of flour,
43. Scene 3_A_0 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Dialog but not too much! It’s quite spicy. Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK
44. Scene 3 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:18 Dialog but not too much! It’s quite spicy. Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK
45. Scene 3 Duration 01:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:20 Notes ghost hand pushes over FULL SPICE RACK
46. Scene 3_A_998 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog [yells]
47. Scene 3_A_999 Duration 00:18 Panel 1 Duration 00:06 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE
48. Scene 3_A_999 Duration 00:18 Panel 2 Duration 00:12 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE
49. Scene 3_A_999_A_0 Duration 01:12 Panel 1 Duration 01:12 Action Notes the flour goes EVERYWHERE
50. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 1 Duration 00:20 Dialog You know what?
51. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 2 Duration 02:17 Dialog That’s fine, I was feeling dangerous today anyway!
52. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 3 Duration 03:00 Dialog I’ll stir this for about a minute, and then I’ll add some white wine. Notes there's so much flour
53. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 4 Duration 01:06 Dialog It adds a subtle flavor, which is why I add lots more of it!
54. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 5 Duration 01:16 Dialog It adds a subtle flavor, which is why I add lots more of it!
55. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 6 Duration 00:16 Action Notes bottle sprays in the complete wrong direction: DIRECTLY at her face
56. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 7 Duration 01:12 Notes there is danger in those eyes
57. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 8 Duration 02:18 Dialog Wow, I knew I loved to drink but this is excessive! Notes me too girl
58. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 9 Duration 00:12 Dialog [yells] Action Notes bottle explodes
59. Scene 3_A_999_A Duration 15:09 Panel 10 Duration 00:12 Notes static
60. Scene 4_A Duration 04:15 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Dialog Some people make their own dough, Notes she's slightly damp. a few flour stains
61. Scene 4_A Duration 04:15 Panel 2 Duration 04:07 Dialog but I cheat and thaw some out from the supermarket. No one can ever tell the difference! Action Notes walks away from fridge, the sink faucet is trembling
62. Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 1 Duration 00:02 Action Notes sink EXPLODES and sprays her back to the fridge
63. Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 2 Duration 00:02 Action Notes sink EXPLODES and sprays her back to the fridge
64. Scene 4_A_0 Duration 01:20 Panel 3 Duration 01:16 Notes she looks terrible
65. Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 1 Duration 00:16
66. Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 2 Duration 01:04 Action Notes a sad wet SLAP from the dough
67. Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 3 Duration 01:18 Dialog That’s fine. I can make my own dough. This is fine. Everything’s fine! Notes (it's not fine)
68. Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 4 Duration 01:14 Dialog That’s fine. I can make my own dough. This is fine. Everything’s fine! Action Notes eye twitch lol
69. Scene 4 Duration 05:16 Panel 5 Duration 00:12 Notes static