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HACKING CULTURE
WITH JAVASCRIPT
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BEN STRAUB
BEN
BENSTRAUB
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ROBOTS
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SOFTWARE IS AWFUL
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SOFTWARE IS AWFUL
AT MAKING DECISIONS
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YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
ROBOT
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CULTURE
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GET YOUR
TEAM TO USE
A ROBOT
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1. GET A CHAT
ROOM
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EASIER AND BETTER
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2. GET A
ROBOT
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https://github.com/slackhq/hubot-slack
https://myteam.slack.com/services/new/hubot
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> hubot ping
hubot: PONG
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3. TURN ON
GIF1 SEARCH
1 It's JIF, I don't care what you think
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> hubot animate me applause
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> hubot animate me I got this
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4. AUTOMATE
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> hubot address me
> hubot phone me
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module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.respond /address\s*(me)?$/i, (msg) ->
msg.send ":office: 9565 Semiahmoo Parkway, Blaine, WA, 98230, US"
robot.respond /(tele)?phone\s*(me)?$/i, (msg) ->
msg.send ":phone: tel:360-318-2000"
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hubot: Card "User
story #17" added to
"backlog"
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module.exports = (robot) ->
unless trelloKey and trelloToken
console.log "Provide HUBOT_TRELLO_KEY and HUBOT_TRELLO_TOKEN to enable Trello subscriptions"
return
robot.brain.data.trelloSubscriptions ?= {}
robot.brain.data.trelloState ?= {}
# UTILITIES
sendToRooms = (listid, message) ->
# Figure out which rooms get this message
for roomid of robot.brain.data.trelloSubscriptions
if listid in robot.brain.data.trelloSubscriptions[roomid]
robot.messageRoom roomid, message
isReportable = (listid, action) ->
switch action.type
when 'updateCard' then action.data.listAfter.id == listid
else true
listName = (action) ->
if action.data.list?
action.data.list.name
else action.data.listAfter.name
updateStateForList = (listid) ->
new TrelloApp(robot).fetchAddActionsForList listid, (actions) ->
for a in actions when isReportable(listid, a)
unless robot.brain.data.trelloState[a.id]?
sendToRooms listid, "Trello card '#{a.data.card.name}' added to '#{listName a}'\n" +
":point_right: https://trello.com/c/#{a.data.card.shortLink}"
robot.brain.data.trelloState[a.id] = true
updateState = ->
# Get a set of lists to query
listids = {}
for roomid of robot.brain.data.trelloSubscriptions
for listid in robot.brain.data.trelloSubscriptions[roomid]
listids[listid] = true
for listid of listids
updateStateForList listid
# Check status every 30 seconds
setInterval updateState, 30*1000
updateState()
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> hubot where is
@elizabeth
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> hubot package 1Zfjkld9032
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> hubot rf run integration
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> hubot provision 1 front-end
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> hubot tweets burger
near Blaine
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hubot: @channel
response time is
24367ms !
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> hubot htop fe-6
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> hubot graph -2d @app.version
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> hubot tweet We just
shipped something
great!
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BUT WHAT ABOUT...?
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▸ Address and phone number
▸ Trello notifications
▸ Foursquare location
▸ Package tracking
▸ Rainforest test runs
▸ AWS EC2 instance management
▸ Twitter search
▸ …
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WE ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT THIS THING
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THIS THING SHOULD BE
EASY AND CORRECT
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THIS THING SHOULD BE
HIGHLY VISIBLE
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THIS IS
CHAT OPS
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NERDS ONLY?
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COMPANIES
ARE ALL
DIFFERENT
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COMPANIES
ARE ALL THE
SAME
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AUTOMATING AN ACTION SAYS
▸ We want this thing to be easy
▸ We want this thing to be correct
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AUTOMATING AN ACTION SAYS
▸ We want this thing to be easy
▸ We want this thing to be correct
▸ We don't care how personal it is
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DON'T WORRY
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GAMBLING
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HOW IT
WORKS
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BENEFITS
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!!!
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▸ 150 gifts in first six months
▸ Average givings: $24/gift
▸ Average receivings: $25/mo
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!highfive @nick $4.23 for finding something
on Amazon for exactly $4.23
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RECOGNITION
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INCENTIVES
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IMAGINIFICENCE(?)
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EVERYONE'S
JOB
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GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW
GET A CHAT
GET A ROBOT
AUTOMATE ALL THE THINGS
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CHAT ROBOTS
BEN STRAUB
@BENSTRAUB