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death skull watches
‘the bachelor’
excerpt from simon rich’s
“we’re not so different, you and i”
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action - jackie and friends laughing
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action - death skull begins to chuckle.
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DS: Ha ha ha, yes.
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DS: Those women on the show should all be killed!
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DS: It’s nice to see everyone.
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DS: Claire and Britt…
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DS: thank you for coming to our apartment.
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Jackie: This is Rhea and Kate…
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action - kate waves.
J: From my book club.
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DS: Oh.
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DS: So, what’s happening on the show this week?
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DS: Who does the bachelor like?
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J: …Did you see that Ultra Man escaped?
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J: He’s at that big ball at the museum.
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J: If you go now…
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J: you might be able to recapture him.
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J: You could burst through the ceiling and make a joke…
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J: like, ‘Sorry to crash the party’ or ‘Sorry to drop in.’
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J: You know, some pun like that.
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DS: I’d rather see what’s going on with this bachelor!
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DS: What is his deal, anyway?
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DS: I mean, this guy should be dropped into toxic waste and turned into a
monster, right?
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DS: This is so fun!
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(alt) DS: This is so fun!
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DS: HAHAHAHAHA