death skull watches 'the bachelor'

excerpt from simon rich’s “we’re not so different, you and i”

Transcript

1. death skull watches ‘the bachelor’ excerpt from simon rich’s “we’re not so different, you and i”
2. action - jackie and friends laughing
7. action - death skull begins to chuckle.
8. DS: Ha ha ha, yes.
9. DS: Those women on the show should all be killed!
11. DS: It’s nice to see everyone.
12. DS: Claire and Britt…
13. DS: thank you for coming to our apartment.
14. Jackie: This is Rhea and Kate…
15. action - kate waves. J: From my book club.
16. DS: Oh.
18. DS: So, what’s happening on the show this week?
19. DS: Who does the bachelor like?
20. J: …Did you see that Ultra Man escaped?
21. J: He’s at that big ball at the museum.
22. J: If you go now…
23. J: you might be able to recapture him.
24. J: You could burst through the ceiling and make a joke…
25. J: like, ‘Sorry to crash the party’ or ‘Sorry to drop in.’
26. J: You know, some pun like that.
27. DS: I’d rather see what’s going on with this bachelor!
28. DS: What is his deal, anyway?
29. DS: I mean, this guy should be dropped into toxic waste and turned into a monster, right?
31. DS: This is so fun!
32. (alt) DS: This is so fun!
33. DS: HAHAHAHAHA