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Amaya Rose
April 15, 2026
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death skull watches 'the bachelor'
excerpt from simon rich’s “we’re not so different, you and i”
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April 15, 2026
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death skull watches ‘the bachelor’ excerpt from simon rich’s “we’re
not so different, you and i”
action - jackie and friends laughing
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action - death skull begins to chuckle.
DS: Ha ha ha, yes.
DS: Those women on the show should all be killed!
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DS: It’s nice to see everyone.
DS: Claire and Britt…
DS: thank you for coming to our apartment.
Jackie: This is Rhea and Kate…
action - kate waves. J: From my book club.
DS: Oh.
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DS: So, what’s happening on the show this week?
DS: Who does the bachelor like?
J: …Did you see that Ultra Man escaped?
J: He’s at that big ball at the museum.
J: If you go now…
J: you might be able to recapture him.
J: You could burst through the ceiling and make a
joke…
J: like, ‘Sorry to crash the party’ or ‘Sorry to
drop in.’
J: You know, some pun like that.
DS: I’d rather see what’s going on with this bachelor!
DS: What is his deal, anyway?
DS: I mean, this guy should be dropped into toxic
waste and turned into a monster, right?
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DS: This is so fun!
(alt) DS: This is so fun!
DS: HAHAHAHAHA