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Ben Knight
January 06, 2025
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Leftover Pasta
Ben Knight
January 06, 2025
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Transcript
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Frankie: Caleb! I'm home!
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FRANKIE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A VIDEO GAME
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FRANKIE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A VIDEO GAME
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What happened!?
Okay so...
Okay so...
Okay so...
I was playing this new rhythm game, Leftover Pasta
I was playing this new rhythm game, Leftover Pasta
I was playing this new rhythm game, Leftover Pasta
I was playing this new rhythm game, Leftover Pasta
On screen: I have leftover pasta
On screen: I have leftover pasta
(On screen) I have leftover pasta
And I got really frustrated by this one part...
And I got really frustrated by this one part...
And I got really frustrated by this one part...
Caleb: So I looked up some tips on like, internet
forums and stuff...
Caleb: So I looked up some tips on like, internet
forums and stuff...
Caleb: So I looked up some tips on like, internet
forums and stuff...
Caleb: So I looked up some tips on like, internet
forums and stuff...
Caleb: So I looked up some tips on like, internet
forums and stuff...
And I found this link...
And I found this link...
Frankie: Caleb..
Frankie: Caleb..
Caleb: Yeah, I know...
Caleb: Yeah, I know...
Caleb: Uh, it led to this, like... creepy old webpage,
it must have been from, like, the 60s.
Caleb: Uh, it led to this, like... creepy old webpage,
it must have been from, like, the 60s.
Caleb: Uh, it led to this, like... creepy old webpage,
it must have been from, like, the 60s.
Caleb: Uh, it led to this, like... creepy old webpage,
it must have been from, like, the 60s.
Caleb: Uh, it led to this, like... creepy old webpage,
it must have been from, like, the 60s.
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
Frankie: What, did you like, recite an incantation or something?
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INTENSE INCANTATION NOISES
INTENSE INCANTATION NOISES
INTENSE INCANTATION NOISES
INTENSE INCANTATION NOISES
INTENSE INCANTATION NOISES
What was I supposed to do!?
What was I supposed to do!?
What was I supposed to do!?
I don't know! Not like...
I don't know! Not like...
I don't know! Not like...
I don't know! Not like...
Upset an ancient demon or whatever...
Upset an ancient demon or whatever...
What, what does it say?
Frankie (reading): To save your brother from the digital plane,
you must reach this end of his video game...
Frankie (reading): To save your brother from the digital plane,
you must reach this end of his video game...
Wait, so you have to like, finish the whole game??
Caleb, you know I'm not good at these things...
Caleb, you know I'm not good at these things...
Caleb, you know I'm not good at these things...
IT'LL BE FINE!!! It'll be fine.
IT'LL BE FINE!!! It'll be fine.
IT'LL BE FINE!!! It'll be fine.
IT'LL BE FINE!!! It'll be fine.
IT'LL BE FINE!!! It'll be fine.
Here's let's start with the tutorial.
Here's let's start with the tutorial.
Here's let's start with the tutorial.
Here's let's start with the tutorial.
Here's let's start with the tutorial.
...okay...
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I have....
Leftover Pasta!
Leftover Pasta!
Leftover Pasta!
Leftover Pasta!
Leftover Pasta!
(On screen voice): You have...
(On screen voice): You have...
Frankie: uhhh
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On screen voice: Left–
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O- over - pa- sta
O- over - pa- sta
O- over - pa- sta
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I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
You have leftover pasta
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You have leftover pasta
You have leftover pasta
You have leftover pasta
I have
leftover pasta
You have
You have
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
I have...
haunted babies!
haunted babies!
haunted babies!
haunted babies!
What!?
What!?
What!?
Oh, uh..
You have to
No I see
On screen voice: You have, haunted babies!
On screen voice: You have, haunted babies!
On screen voice: You have, haunted babies!
On screen voice: You have, haunted babies!
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
You have...
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
I have...
I have...
leftover pasta!
leftover pasta!
leftover pasta!
You have...
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
leftover pasta.
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Wait what?
No so you have to like
OHHH
press it to the beat of...
yeah, yeah, no I see
yeah, yeah, no I see
I will have
Dracula merchandise
You have
Lef–– past––- err
Lef–– past––- err
Lef–– past––- err
I have
Dracula Merchandise
Dracula Merchandise
Dracula Merchandise
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
Can you find my cow?
Can you find my cow?
Can you find my cow?
Can you find my cow?
Can you find my cow?
NO!
NO!
NO!
You have
You have
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
Cho-ri-zo!
I see
tap dance shoes
tap dance shoes
tap dance shoes
you see...
you see...
...chorizo (WRONG)
...chorizo (WRONG)
I have...
a hidden ghost friend.
a hidden ghost friend.
you have...
a hiiddenn---
pa--sta.....
pa--sta.....
HAVE YOU FOUND MY COW YET??
HAVE YOU FOUND MY COW YET??
HAVE YOU FOUND MY COW YET??
HAVE YOU FOUND MY COW YET??
HAVE YOU FOUND MY COW YET??
NO!!
NO!!
Ugh you're getting the beat wrong!
It's not–
It's not–
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Frankie: THIS IS A DEMO???
Frankie: THIS IS A DEMO???
Caleb: shit...
Caleb: shit...
Frankie: a hiiiiidenghost friend (wrong)
Nope.
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Hiddennenenghost
Hiddennenenghost (Caleb off screen) I'm gonna die here.....
Hiddennenenghost (Caleb off screen) I'm gonna die here.....
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IM TRYING MY HARDEST, OKAY!??
IM TRYING MY HARDEST, OKAY!??
IM TRYING MY HARDEST, OKAY!??
IM TRYING MY HARDEST, OKAY!??
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Look. We're on the last level.
Look. We're on the last level.
Let's just... get this over with...
Let's just... get this over with...
Let's just... get this over with...
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Caleb: I have leftover pasta.
Caleb: I have leftover pasta.
Caleb: I have leftover pasta.
Frankie: You have leftover pasta.
Frankie: You have leftover pasta.
Caleb (off screen): I –
Caleb (off screen): I have Dracula merchandise Frankie (singing): I
have something on my mind...
Caleb (off screen): I have Dracula merchandise Frankie: I have
something on my mind...
Caleb (off screen): I have Dracula merchandise Frankie: I have
something on my mind...
CALEB: I see a bird! FRANKIE: I'm disappointed in the
CALEB: I see a bird! FRANKIE: I'm disappointed in the
CALEB: I see a bird! FRANKIE: I'm disappointed in the
CALEB: I see a bird! FRANKIE: I'm disappointed in the
...Things that I do
...Things that I do
I can feel it getting tense!
I can feel it getting tense!
I can feel it getting tense!
I can feel it getting tense!
I can feel it getting tense!
I can feel it getting tense!
When I see that you're let down by me too,.
When I see that you're let down by me too,.
When I see that you're let down by me too,.
And I don't think
And I don't think
And I don't think
It's fair to me
It's fair to me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
If every thought I think you think can hurt me
I care so much about you, but you're not me.
I care so much about you, but you're not me.
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*breath*
I have something I wanna say...
I have something I wanna say...
Frankie: you have something you want to say
It seems to happen with these games that we play...
It seems to happen with these games that we play...
It seems to happen with these games that we play...
It seems to happen with these games that we play...
(you have a video game)
It seems to happen with these games that we play...
(you have a video game)
You don't deserve to have these messed up expectations...
You don't deserve to have these messed up expectations...
You don't deserve to have these messed up expectations...
You're not the one who read an...
You're not the one who read an...
evil incantation...
evil incantation...
it's something I could never do.
it's something I could never do.
it's something I could never do.
In my fretting I'm forgetting that I'm not you.
In my fretting I'm forgetting that I'm not you.
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
I have leftover pasta
veggies every day!
veggies every day!
Baby formula!
Baby formula!
Baby formula!
Baby formula!
you have leftover pasta veggies every day–––
you have leftover pasta veggies every day–––
you have leftover pasta veggies every day–––
baby-f-ff
you have leftover pasta veggies every day–––
Caleb what is this!?
Caleb what is this!?
It's the last level, I'm sorry! There's nothing i can
do!!
It's the last level, I'm sorry! There's nothing i can
do!!
It's the last level, I'm sorry! There's nothing i can
do!!
I will have a baby cow!
I will have a baby cow!
I will have a baby cow!
I will have a baby cow!
I will have a baby cow!
chocolate bar
chocolate bar
Baseball cards!
Baseball cards!
Baseball cards!
you have
you have
A chocolate bar!
A chocolate bar!
Baseball cards!
Baseball cards!
Baseball cards!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
You are a man of your word!
your wallet
your wallet
My wallet!?
My wallet!?
YOUR WALLET
YOUR WALLET
Have you found my cow yet!?
Have you found my cow yet!?
Have you found my cow yet!?
Have you found my cow yet!?
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
YES! AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY
A hidden ghost friend
A hidden ghost friend
Tap dance shoes!
Tap dance shoes!
A hidden ghost friend.
A hidden ghost friend.
Flowers for you!
Flowers for you!
You're not to blame for my frustrations
You're not to blame for my frustrations
You're not to blame for my frustrations
You're not to blame for my frustrations
You're not to blame for my frustrations
You're not to blame for my frustrations
Tear apart those self depreciations!
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tear apart those self depreciations!
tear apart those self depreciations!
I love everything about you but i'm not you
I love everything about you but i'm not you
I love everything about you but i'm not you
I love everything about you but i'm not you
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come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
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come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
come on come on come on come on, we just
need 80.
No!
No!
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Off screen, echoey: Thanks for finding my cow!
Off screen, echoey: Thanks for finding my cow!
Off screen, echoey: Thanks for finding my cow!
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I love you so much.
I love you so much.
I love you too.
I love you too.
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