Building an army of robots

Building an army of robots

There's nothing quite like writing code to automate a task. It's like bottled satisfaction for coders. With that in mind, I want to introduce you to GitHub's army of robots. Robots to test our code and deploy. Robots to open doors. Robots to play our music. Robots to record videos of presenters. Robots to serve us beer.

Robots improve quality of life. Robots remove the separation between programmers and designers. They replace managers and large QA departments. They ensure GitHub continues to be a company full of hackers.

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Kyle Neath

June 09, 2012
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    Did the tests pass? Is your branch up to date?

    Is someone using production?
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    Network Ops Business Executive Copywriter Visual Designer UX Designer Sysadmin

    Assembly Hacker Kernel Hacker Mac Developer Marketer
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    1997 I want to be a proficient Visual Designer and

    play around as a Mac Developer Proficient
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    2012 I want to be a master Visual Designer and

    a proficient Mac Developer Proficient Mastered TOOLS and a proficient Marketer! and learn me some Unix!
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    “If you want a golden rule that will t everything,

    this is it: Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.” William Morris
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