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Transcript

  1. Dialog TABITHA AAAAAAAAAAHHH

  2. Dialog TABITHA AAAAAAAAAAHHH

  3. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  4. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  5. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  6. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  7. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  8. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  9. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  10. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  11. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  12. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  13. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  14. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  15. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  16. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  17. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  18. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  19. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  20. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  21. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?

  22. Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in

    a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
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  24. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  25. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  26. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  27. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  28. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  29. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!

  30. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 I'm so happy youʼre here-

  31. Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 I'm so happy youʼre here-

  32. Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!

  33. Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!

  34. Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!

  35. Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!

  36. Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!

  37. Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!

  38. Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!

  39. Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!

  40. Dialog KING SHARK She is pushing!

  41. Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!

  42. Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!

  43. Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!

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  85. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!

  86. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!

  87. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!

  88. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!

  89. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!

  90. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Wait... Lucky number nineʼs still in

    there!

  91. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Wait... Lucky number nineʼs still in

    there!

  92. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 PUSH MAMA!

  93. Dialog TABITHA 245 Iʼm not your mam--aaaaaahhhhh!!!

  94. Dialog TABITHA 245 Iʼm not your mam--aaaaaahhhhh!!!

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  104. Dialog MAGICIAN He's not breathing

  105. Dialog MAGICIAN He's not breathing

  106. Dialog KING SHARK ..What? :C

  107. Dialog KING SHARK ..What? :C

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  169. Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 247 Is THIS your card?!

  170. Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my

    card!

  171. Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my

    card!

  172. Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my

    card!

  173. Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my

    card!

  174. Dialog CHEERS

  175. Dialog CHEERS

  176. Dialog CHEERS

  177. Dialog CHEERS

  178. Dialog CHEERS

  179. Dialog CHEERS

  180. Dialog CHEERS

  181. Dialog CHEERS

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  207. Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of

    your friendship pie!

  208. Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of

    your friendship pie!

  209. Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of

    your friendship pie!

  210. Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of

    your friendship pie!

  211. Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of

    your friendship pie!

  212. Dialog IVY Save it for your show!

  213. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  214. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  215. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  216. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  217. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  218. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  219. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  220. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  221. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark

    labor from the hallway

  222. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this

    seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!

  223. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this

    seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!

  224. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this

    seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!

  225. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this

    seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!

  226. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this

    seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
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  229. Dialog CLAYFACE To Celebrate this momentous day,

  230. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  231. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  232. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  233. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  234. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  235. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  236. Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row

    seats to my show!

  237. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You

  238. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You

  239. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You

  240. Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You

  241. Dialog IVY You Bitch.

  242. Dialog IVY You Bitch.

  243. Dialog IVY You Bitch.

  244. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  245. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  246. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  247. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  248. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  249. Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea

    laws

  250. Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to

    the birth shall be the godparents

  251. Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to

    the birth shall be the godparents

  252. Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to

    the birth shall be the godparents

  253. Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to

    the birth shall be the godparents

  254. Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to

    the birth shall be the godparents

  255. Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!

  256. Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!

  257. Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!

  258. Dialog King Shark Harley and Ivy,

  259. Dialog King Shark Would you do us the honor of

    be godmothers?

  260. Dialog IVY Fuck Yea! HQ Of course we'll be godparents!

  261. Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the

    sea now.

  262. Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the

    sea now.

  263. Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the

    sea now.

  264. Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the

    sea now.

  265. Dialog KING SHARK What do you mean?

  266. Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!

  267. Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!

  268. Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!

  269. Dialog TABITHA We are Gonna Co-parent

  270. Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can

    have the rest or whatever

  271. Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can

    have the rest or whatever

  272. Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can

    have the rest or whatever

  273. Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can

    have the rest or whatever

  274. Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I

    think you'll be an okay Dad.

  275. Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I

    think you'll be an okay Dad.

  276. Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I

    think you'll be an okay Dad.
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  279. Dialog TABITHA See you when the future King turns Five

    and the seahorses bless his training crown

  280. Dialog TABITHA See you when the future King turns Five

    and the seahorses bless his training crown

  281. Dialog TABITHA Peace.

  282. Dialog TABITHA Peace.

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