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Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Giovanna? Itʼs John Hunchman. Iʼm here for our
midnight picnic?
Dialog (We hear scary LAUGHTER echoing in the dark)
Dialog (We hear scary LAUGHTER echoing in the dark)
Dialog (We hear scary LAUGHTER echoing in the dark)
Dialog (We hear scary LAUGHTER echoing in the dark)
Dialog (We hear scary LAUGHTER echoing in the dark)
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog JOHN Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman, I'm here for
our midnight picnic?
Dialog (LOUD CLATTER)
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Dialog (LAUGHTER)
Dialog (LAUGHTER)
Dialog JOHN Hello?
Dialog JOHN Hello?
Dialog JOHN Hello?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model would
want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really think an EYEGLASSES model
would want to date you?
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Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really ANYONE would wanna date
you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really ANYONE would wanna date
you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really ANYONE would wanna date
you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really ANYONE would wanna date
you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) Did you really ANYONE would wanna date
you?
Dialog JOHN I brought egg salad sandwiches!?
Dialog JOHN I brought egg salad sandwiches!?
Dialog JOHN I brought egg salad sandwiches!?
Dialog JOHN I brought egg salad sandwiches!?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) No thanks bud
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) No thanks bud
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Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) THEY MAKE MY FARTS STINK
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) THEY MAKE MY FARTS STINK
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) THEY MAKE MY FARTS STINK
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) THEY MAKE MY FARTS STINK
Dialog JOHN What? What are YOU doing here?
Dialog JOHN What? What are YOU doing here?
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Welp, I guess I'm here
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Welp, I guess I'm here
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Welp, I guess I'm here
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Welp, I guess I'm here
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) Welp, I guess I'm here
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) to RUIN YOUR LIFE.
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) to RUIN YOUR LIFE.
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) to RUIN YOUR LIFE.
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) to RUIN YOUR LIFE.
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Dialog JOHN okay I don't get it, who are you?
Dialog JOHN okay I don't get it, who are you?
Dialog JOHN okay I don't get it, who are you?
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You know, It's ME
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You know, It's ME
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You know, It's ME
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You know, It's ME
Dialog JOHN Uhh... Nope
Dialog JOHN Uhh... Nope
Dialog JOHN Uhh... Nope
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Yes you do know
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Yes you do know
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Yes you do know
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” Look at my face, you DO know me
Dialog “GIOVANNA” and you KNOW what you DID
Dialog “GIOVANNA” and you KNOW what you DID
Dialog “GIOVANNA” and you KNOW what you DID
Dialog “GIOVANNA” and you KNOW what you DID
Dialog JOHN no! no please-please i REALLY don't
Dialog JOHN no! no please-please i REALLY don't
Dialog JOHN i have no CLUE what you're talking about!!
Dialog JOHN i have no CLUE what you're talking about!!
Dialog JOHN i have no CLUE what you're talking about!!
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Dialog “GIOVANNA” HA!
Dialog “GIOVANNA” HA HA HA HA HA
Dialog “GIOVANNA” HA HA HA HA HA
Dialog “GIOVANNA” WOWIE ZOWIE
Dialog “GIOVANNA” NO CLUE!
Dialog “GIOVANNA” NO CLUE!
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You're a HOOT you know that??
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You really REALLY make me laugh
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You really REALLY make me laugh
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You have to laugh at life sometimes, right
bud?
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You have to laugh at life sometimes, right
bud?
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You have to laugh at life sometimes, right
bud?
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You have to laugh at life sometimes, right
bud?
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog JOHN yea.. laugh... ha ha ha..
Dialog “GIOVANNA” okay.
Dialog “GIOVANNA” okay.
Dialog “GIOVANNA” okay.
Dialog “GIOVANNA” okay.
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You get a clue, then
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You get a clue, then
Dialog “GIOVANNA” You get a clue, then
Dialog “GIOVANNA” FIGURE IT OUT
Dialog “GIOVANNA” FIGURE IT OUT
Dialog “GIOVANNA” FIGURE IT OUT
Dialog “GIOVANNA” great "BOY DETECTIVE"
Dialog “GIOVANNA” great "BOY DETECTIVE"
Dialog “GIOVANNA” great "BOY DETECTIVE"
Dialog “GIOVANNA” great "BOY DETECTIVE"
Dialog “GIOVANNA” great "BOY DETECTIVE"
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) I've got all the time in the
world!
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) I've got all the time in the
world!
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) I've got all the time in the
world!
Dialog “GIOVANNA”(KAYDEE) (O.S.) I've got all the time in the
world!
Dialog JOHN I'm not a boy dectective, I'm a GROWN
MAN!!
Dialog JOHN I'm not a boy dectective, I'm a GROWN
MAN!!
Dialog JOHN I'm not a boy dectective, I'm a GROWN
MAN!!
Dialog JOHN I'm not a boy dectective, I'm a GROWN
MAN!!
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Dialog JOHN Hi Dad. Can you please come pick me
up at the doll factory? Iʼd ask David, but heʼs on a date.
Dialog JOHN Hi Dad. Can you please come pick me
up at the doll factory? Iʼd ask David, but heʼs on a date.
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